jamuul love story

karioke nite

jams sfood up suddenly in the gryfindor common room. "attention whores! lets do karaoke tonite ! !" he shouted "sounds like a plan !" sirius said, polishing their motorcycle

 remus frowned before turning away. "why not.." he sighed "got nothing better to do" sirius got up and crossed their hands over his chest.

 "YOU dumped ME" he huffed. "if you wanted to have sex you could've fucking asked me siri gods"remus got up. "im going to be right back"

 "hope youre never cumming back!" siri hissed with a mean look in their eyes. jams rolled his eyes "be niec to moony, mate. even tho u guya broke up yu can still be frensd"

"like you adn reg?" sirius said, looking over to where reg was talking with lily while also hissing at jaems

 "no. liek me and lily"

 " ew u likw lily? " 

 "no, ass wipe. i meant that exes can still be friendz"

sieius looked towards the stairs where remus had walked up "i don't think i can go back to being friends with him after seeing that ass"

 "You saw minw"

 "yea but i had m-"

james widened his eyes "oh" he said. sirius rolled his eyes "now yu get it. the worst part is, i think i still lkke him. but I also liek my motorcycle"

 "wow greedy"

 " shut up you had a baby with your juul" 

james looked panicked "fuck forgot about that" he then quickly ran up the stairs "hope it's still alive!" sirius called after him

they turned back to their motorcycle. "wow boner alert" he whispered to the motorcycle, striking it seducktively

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the gryffidor commkj room was crowded. everyone wanted to sing and show off because they need to boost their ego (wow look at me self projecting 😛) 

the first few performances were relatively boring until reglust was up. he put in the song and a familiar tune came on 

 "did he fucking put on your new boyfriend" remus asked, observing from a loveseat "wow looks like he's going to sing it - holy fuck he sounds amazing why didn't I get those genes" sirius pouted

jaems frowned. why did reg choose this song instead out of all the other songs? (answer: because Life wasn't quite what I thought I'd be) 

as reg sung, ajems got up and stepped out of the common room. he went into the dorm and carefully put his juul in his mouth "reg my be an asshole but atlest ur here with me juul"

he could still hear the noise, and reg was still going "fuck reg" jaems said with anger shaking in his voice "all my homies hate- wait nevermidn" he put his juul in his pocket then went back downstars to find everyone trying to stop sirius from making out with their motorcycle

it was going to be a long night, he could tell

a/n: hey besties so the thing with remus and sirius is that i imagined sirius singing cloud 9 by beach bunny and i couldnt take that away from myself. next chapter is karioke part 2 !!