jamuul love story

yuo just want to maek fun of me

idiot brother (i hate him)

r: hey sirius

yeah

r: do you think I'm a jealous prick?

yeah

r: fuck you

that's incest so I'm gonna go with no

r: everyday i'm closer to blocking you

Sirius rolled their eyes, lkie Reg could sea them thruogh the screen. He was currently in thee quidditch locker room, cleaning thier motrcycle. They put the phune away into his pocket and went back to cleaning his black beauty with a rag. 

Humming to their self, he sudenly got a notification. Maybe Moony posted something, he thought, before quickly shking it away. Last knight was a mitsake. They shouldve never tried to woo Moony, Sirius already had their motorcycle. 

Sirius nver had any self control. He dug into their pocket to see what it was. It was a text from Jaems.

Sexy platonic love of my life <3

j: hey can you tell reg to stop posting that hes listening to heather

j: im still following him and its annoying ://

sure anything for you shawty ❤

j: thx. 

j: got the love of my life in one hand, talking to the other in another

don't let juul hear you say that 😳

j: shit right

j: cleaning your motorcycle ?

yeah

j: be quick. moony wants to talk to you

fuck

j: i dont youll be doing that

ing

i didn't even add the -ing. you just want to make fun of me

j: what else would i do ?

be a supportive friend???

j: sounds boring. gonna hit my juul peace ✌

i want to hit you with a broomstick

j: kinky .

Sirius gripped onto a broomstick he was holding, intending to act on their urges. Vaguely remembering a promise they made, he quickly texted Reg.

idiot brother (i hate him)

hey stop posting youre listening to heather because jaems finds it annoying and he wont date you because he pities you

I mean it's not like he'd date you again anyways but

r: you're being a dick

r: you're my sibling why aren't you being supportive of my grief

you guys broke up, deal w/ it

r: -person who tried to woo their ex the night before

r: making a callout post rn 

i was drunk and i am an idiot

r: well I know the second thing

r: i'm trying to move on but it's the fact that he dumped me for an inanimate object

...

r: no offense

yes offense

r: i'm sorry that remus dumped you because you were fucking a motorcycle when you could've been fucking him instead

in my defense, the leather feels very good 

r: that's disgusting

r: what if it stains

ever heard of cleaning charms? 

r: of course i did. I'm not a fucking virgin

please don't

r: ?

you just put an image in my head

r: what ??

r: OH

r: sirius sorry about that

i'm imagining jaems' hairy asshole again oh merlin

any chance of me having sex tonight was ruined by that image 

r: who would ever want to have sex with you

r: actually don't answer that and stop typing your list.

it's a very long list

r: just like my dick hah

last I remember, it was fucking small

r: i was three. stop bringing that up

i wish i was old enough to know how much i could black mail you with a picture of that

r: i'm sure cissy probably has one

r: not of that exact moment, but still

r: why am i telling you this

because i'm your favorite family member?

r: last time I checked you're not Andy 

you say that to your own sibling. 😢

r: you're technically my cousin too

😮----💨

Sirius lie awake in bed, tryng to sleep. No use. Jaems was doing it again. A sdden buzz from his pnone have them an excuse to ignore Jaems.

ginger (derogatory)

l: Can you tell jaems to shut the fuck up

l: does he not know what a silencing charm is

i'm suffering here too, you know

l: then do something about it

fine

l: why do I hear screaming

remus is doing something about it

a/n: Hi! How do like the new style?? Sorry this mainly consisted of texting but I'm trying to give it a plot. It's past midnight where I am. Not important just wanted to share how fucked up my sleep schedule is on the weekends because I'm too scared to sleep in and miss school on the weekdays. fun fact: I actually didn't start writing this until, like, an hour ago and I think that shows.