jamuul love story

very poggers bro that's so cool

da gang 😳🌈 and sirius

marlene the (simp)son

hey guys i have an important psa !

dorcas the swag

what is it

padfoot the stupid dog changed the name to "da gang 😳🌈and marlene"

s: yeah what is it

lily the terrifying ginger

shut up sirius they're typing

dont be mean to my shawty lils please

regulus the polyester sweater 

last time I checked, your juul wasn't it this chat

s: savage reg moment?! 😱😓😰

reg: shut

m: apparently beach bunny is releasing a new version of cloud 9 with he/him, she/her, and they/them pronouns tomorrow

very poggers bro thats so cool

rem: ew

l: pog? what are you a twitch streamer

m: tw*tch str*amer.

dorcas the swag changed the name to "da gang 😳🌈and jaems"

this is exclusion

im getting my lawyer

m: hold on

m: cloud 9 is on

reg: valid

rem: I'd ignore jaems even if it wasn't on

l: anyway

l: the inclusion of all the pronouns is awesome

jiya the jizz

i can put that as my ringtone for you 

the she/her part

m: no

m: i already called dibs for dorcas

j: fight me 

both of you can use it

d: no lets watch them

s: why is marlene running to the courtyard

l: scroll up

s: oh

s: that's cool

rem: yeah

s: anyways

s: named my motorcycle elvendork

no fair i was calling dibs on that name

reg: why?

i was planning on having children

reg: you can barely take care of the one you have

rem: hey reg funny thing...

dont tell him

s: why did you tell moony and not me :(

look at what i texted you

s: oh LMAO rip

l: did his kid get taken away or something

d: probably

m: i forgot he had one

reg: i thought you were fighting jiya???

j: we're planning on having a rap battle

i have a few pieces of advice

s: no

d: never

l: no no no

rem: no

reg: nope

m: absolutely not

j: ew

moony the seductive werewolf changed the name to "jaems hate group ❤"

im crying

i try to help you and you make fun of me 💔

leaving and never coming back

Jaems sighed and put down his phone. He could feel the vibrtaion of his phone buzzing, meaning that they wrre either making fun of him even more or apologizing. He was going to stop texting for a bit to get a reaction out of them.

He observed his surroundings. He was in the common room, and he assumed all his friends were scattered around Hogwarts. Sirius, proably, cleaning his motorcycle. Remus was probably in the library or somthing. He didn't really now where everyone else could be.

Adjusting his sitting position, he reached into his pcket. Okay, mybe he was going to stop texting for a little longer.

🌲

The air outside was relativly cool. It didnt hit his face hard lik a whip, and that was something he was grateufk for. Jaems wanted to enjoy this moment aloen. 

It was just him and his juul alone, under a tree. It felt evn better then alll thouse mkmwnts by the window. Maybe it was bcause it felt more reel. Him and his ju-ju, ju-ju and him. He pressed it two his lipss.

We might never be able to fully kiss, but this is the bwst I can du

He felt like y/n. Everything was pefrfect, he was perfect. This moment was perfect

Because he didn't notice the person watching him from a distance

.

a/n: I wasn't planning on publishing a chapter today,,, but I had to tell you guys about cloud 9. Like that's??? So fucking cool and oh my fucking god my ear is fucking ringing help