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(YO BEST FRIEND! Manga Spoilers!!!)

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[Only those who read my other book will understand]

Liber: GRRRR BARK BARK

Ray: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH

[Y/N]: It don't bite

Ray: YES IT DO

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Norman: What are you talking about? I don't like Emma in that way, I only like her as a friend

[Y/N]: You sure about that?

Norman: Yeah I am. Sure, she's smart, athletic, caring, insanely cool and always makes me feel warm inside but I would never like her romantically

[Y/N]:

Norman: oh

Norman: oh no

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Some kid behind in line: Mom quick! there's only four happy meals left and I want one!

Cashier: Sir can I get your order?

Ray:

Ray: Can I get four happy meals?

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Norman: You really got four happy meals to make a kid cry?

Ray: Maybe

[Y/N]: Damn, even satan is scared of you

Emma: Look at the toys!

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Emma: You should style your hair! A ponytail would look nice on you or maybe a messy bun! It'll show a "I don't give a frick" vibe

[Y/N]: Bold of you to assume that I actually give a fuck

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Ray: You really don't know how much someone is worth to you

Ray: Until you sell them

Gilda:

Gilda: WHERE IS NAT YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Norman: I got a new hoodie

[Y/N]: Wrong. 'We' got a new hoodie
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Ray, helping a wounded [Y/N]: What's your blood type?

[Y/N]: How would I know

Ray: How would you NOT know???

[Y/N]: Who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood types?

Ray:

Ray: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?

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Lucas: Yuugo and I are just friends, that's all

Yuugo: Yeah nothing else

[Y/N]: sneezes

[Y/N]: Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

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Honestly, I was just scrolling through some incorrect quotes and I just- I think it'll fit the characters.