TPN X Reader Crackhead Hours

Shit

[BEWARE, Manga Spoilers]
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Norman: Look, owl legs

Ray: Me when I pull up my pants

Emma: Me when I finally wear skinny jeans

[Y/N]: Me when I wear leggings to the beach. Pull them up the highest they can go

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Ray: I like bananas

Ray: It's the superior fruit

[Y/N]:MMMMMMMM BANANAS

[Y/N]: I love honeydews more though

Ray: Makes offended face

[Y/N]: Banana dry. I like juicy

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Ray:

Emma:

Norman:

Don: Hey you, uh, ever seen Shera?

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Emma: Horny boys :D

Ray: Wha-

Norman: Spits on drink

[Y/N]: Chokes on honeydew

Emma: They got horns!!! owo

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Yuugo: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Lucas: I don't think a chainsaw will be gentle

[Y/N]: Even better to disembowel

Ray: Shove that chainsaw where it needs to be

[Y/N]: Gut me like a fish

Lucas: Oh god

Yuugo: That's more like it

Yuugo: It's either the chainsaw up my ass or a katana through my stomach

Ray: Please tear me open and rip out my intestines

Lucas: Oh my lord

[Y/N]: Oh yes please

Yuugo: GLADLY

[Y/N]: Tear my intestines out till I die

Ray: Please just fucking stab stab me right where it feels good

[Y/N]: See ya'll in hell

Lucas:

(Someone save Lucas from these depressed shits)

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Yuugo: Aggresively holding Emma Call me whore again, and you lose a fucking limb

Gilda: She loses a limb and you lose your home

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Emma: I'm chewing on a rose stem

[Y/N]: Why

[Y/N]: Why are you chewing on a rose stem

Anna: Because they're chewy

Emma: I don't know, I thought they would taste good

Gilda: Does it taste good?

[Y/N]:

Gilda: I want to try

Emma: I can't taste it

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Ray: I'm fucking tired

Ray: Of mama insulting me

[Y/N]:

[Y/N]: When you said tired

[Y/N]: I was bout to say "Go to sleep"

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[Y/N]: I want someone to kill me right now

Yuugo: Alright no problem

Ray: Use a gun please

[Y/N]: I want a slow and painful death please

Ray: I have a thing for guns I think

[Y/N]: Like tie me up to a stake or something and light it up on fire or like just strangle me to death

Ray: Strangling is boring

[Y/N]: More painful, the better

Yuugo: Strangling the victim is only done when you truly hate the victim

Ray: I would prefer if the victim screams from pain?

[Y/N]: Hmmmm then which method?

Ray: I wanna crack bones

[Y/N]:

Ray:

Yuugo:

[Y/N]: Like what Mama did to Emma?

Yuugo: I would prefer to just, tear you open and pull out your insides

Ray: Oooo that's a good one

[Y/N]: Oh damn gut me like a fish yes

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[Y/N]: I WAKE UP TO SEE EMMA STICKING A SAFETY PIN BETWEEN HER TEETH

Ray: Then swallowing

Norman: Are you serious

[Y/N]: Please tell me no

Ray: I'm serious

[Y/N]: Did it hurt?

Emma: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL THEM

[Y/N]: We're friends with an absolute fool

Emma: RUDE

Norman: Why did you even think of putting it between your teeth?

Emma: I wanted to see if I could

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[Y/N]: Can I give a parting gift?

Ray: Yes

[Y/N]: Goes to Yuugo and they hug

Ray: Am I a joke to you?

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[Y/N]: I love a fictional character more than I love you

Ray: Are you breaking up with me?

[Y/N]: Wait wha-

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Ray: Nobody loves me cries

[Y/N]: Poor Ray

Norman: I know right? Holds Emma and leaves

[Y/N]: Leaves with Norman and Emma

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Ray: I need sleep

3 hours later

Ray: WHATS GOING ON YA'LL

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[Y/N]: ALL DEMONS ARE DISGUSTING-

Musica and Sonju: D-Does that include me eyes tearing up

[Y/N]: Oh wait no I'm so sorry hugs them
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Word Count: 678 Words

Thank you for reading this book! owo this is just me being the bored person I am and wanting to share my life as a dumb person through tpn :D