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[Are you lost babygirl? Be careful, there are spoilers ahead]
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Texting each other (cause we love AUs)

Oliver: So, I broke my fingers

[Y/N]:

[Y/N]: Which ones?

Oliver: What do you mean which ones???? I BROKE MY FINGERS????

[Y/N]: YEAH I KNOW YOU BROKE YOUR FINGERS BUT WHICH ONES?????

Oliver: ALL OF THEM??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHICH ONES'???

[Y/N]: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME THEN??? I'M NOT A DOCTOR

Oliver: YOUR FUCKING MOM IS A DOCTOR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[Y/N]: Ohhhhh. Why ask my mom? Just go to the hospital.

Oliver: But I'm tiredddd

[Y/N]: ew

[Y/N]: then sleep

Oliver: but it hurtsssss

[Y/N]: sigh what do you want me to do?

Oliver: Sing for me??? Pleaseeeeee

[Y/N]: ugh fineee alright let's call?

~an hour later~

[Y/N]: WAIT A GOD DAMN FUCK YOU SLY BITCH

[Y/N]: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WEIRD WHEN YOU TEXTED ME ABOUT HAVING BROKEN ALL YOUR FINGERS BUT PERFECTLY TYPING

[Y/N]: AM I STUPID OR STUPID

[Y/N]: UGH YOU JUST WANTED TO HEAR ME SING

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[Y/N]: What would guitars look like if they were made from butts

Ray: I'm sorry what

Norman:

[Y/N]: Wait let me look it up

[Y/N]:

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[Y/N]: Imagine carbonated curry

Ray: I love you and I'm sorry but what the heck?

[Y/N]: I don't know man,,,,it just popped into my head and I can't not imagine it anymore

Norman: What's happening here?

Ray: [Y/N]'s talking about carbonated curry

Norman: .....

Norman walking away: Good luck

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Gilda: What did you say about my height huh? What. Did. You. Say. About. My. Height.

Don: Uhm nothing I didn't say anything

Gilda: Are you sure about that? Emma hold me back

Emma: On it! and i'm holding onto your earrings too

Don: Wait earrings? why would she hold your earrings?

[Y/N]: Cause that's what the homies do you know? To make sure nothing is destroyed in battle

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I am alive!!! Updates won't be as consistent than I thought it would be, because of school BUT I will try my best to update as much as I can because I feel like I've been putting a lot of things on hold and I really feel bad for it.... this is all for this crack book chapter and byeeeee :D