TPN X Reader Crackhead Hours

So

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[Y/N]: I just had this thought

[Y/N]: What if you were in America? And you were born on, for example the 3rd of October

[Y/N]: But in other countries it would be the 4th of October

[Y/N]: Now, hypothetically, if you had relatives living in those countries and you visited them for your birthday

[Y/N]: Its the 3rd of October there but 2nd of October in America where you were born,

[Y/N]: Would it still count as your birthday?

Ray: ....

Ray: Are you high? Have you taken your meds?

[Y/N]: No

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[Texting]

12 January 2022

[Y/N]: Imma go sleep now g'night

Norman: Alright

Ray: Goodnight

Emma: Have a nice sleep!

(Groupchat been dead ever since)

24 January 2022

[Y/N]: Yo just woke up from a nap what are your plans today?

Norman: Bestie-

Ray: I think you meant a coma not a nap

[Y/N]: wait no- i meant- you know what i mean

Ray: If you're saying you just woke up from a 12 day nap then yes

[Y/N]: You know what? I'm not even gonna bother

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Yuugo to Ray: You kids shouldn't have to carry the burden of killing people

Also Ray: *Agrees with Norman's plans for genocide against demons*

(Not that killing demons are better than killing humans)

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Grandma: *Going over Isabella's resume*

Grandma: So, right here it states that you are creative?

Isabella: Yes Ma'am

Grandma: May I know what you like to create?

Isabella: Trauma for kids

Grandma: ....

Grandma: Perfect, your first day on the job will start tomorrow

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Isabella: Why are you sad?

[Y/N]: I don't know

Isabella: So just for no reason?

[Y/N]: Oh heavens no. There are plenty of reasons, I just don't know which one it is this time

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Emma: I'm so proud of the kids for learning and growing up greatly

Emma: Just like a mama hen whose baby chicks have learnt how to fly

Ray: Actually, that's interesting you say that because chickens are infamous for being one of the few bird breeds that can't fly

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Hey,,,,,ahem imma just drop this before i go back to my grave-

I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE AND DEAD BUT AHHHH I HAD PERSONAL REASONS TO. If you read my other book too, uhh i'll try to update that as much as i can with lesser gaps in between each chapter now that i'm much more available than back then