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[Texting]

Gilda: Don, your cheetos are expiring in 12 hours and 30 minutes

Don: WAIT NOOO WHY

Don: STOP IT

Don: DO SOMETHING

Gilda: WHAT

Gilda: Idk what to do

Gilda: THE NUMBERS ARE SCARY

Don: STOP THE EXPIRING

Gilda: I CAN'T

Gilda: IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE

Don: DO BETTER

Gilda: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTT

Ray: Gilda, just buy more cheetos for him

Gilda: But

Gilda: I've had this packet for so long

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[Y/N]: Yuugo pick me up I'm done with school

Yuugo: You've only been in school fo 10 minutes-

[Y/N]: EXACTLY

[Y/N]: TOO DAMN LONG

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Norman: You know, [Y/N] gives flowers to Ray everyday. I wish you'd do that too

Emma: ok

[The Next Day]

Emma: *gives Ray flowers*

Ray: ???

[Y/N]: ???

Emma: I don't know, I'm confused as well

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Emma: [Y/N], we've known each other for so long now, I think it's time to take the next step of our relationship

[Y/N]: *gasps*

Ray: Excuse me?

Norman: Wait a damn minu-

Emma: *kneels down*

Ray: Nope get away from her. I'm her significant other not you-

Emma: *pulls put a post-it*

Emma: my wifi password

[Y/N]: *tears up*

Ray & Norman: what the heck-

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[Y/N]: Am I adopted?

Isabella: No your name is [Y/N]. Why would I ever name you adopted? Anyway, even if we wanted to name you that, your name was already [Y/N] when we adopted you.

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Krone: Where's the idiot?

[Y/N]: Gilda's showering

Norman: Don is currently upstairs

Ray: Emma's outside

Krone: I meant the fly but thanks I guess

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Ray: Small creatures are way more terrifying because their anger has less space to be bottled up

Norman: That's stupid give an example

Emma: Wasps

Gilda: Spiders

Don: [Y/N]

[Y/N]: What. Did. You. Just. Say? YOU BETTER RUN FROM ME OR ELSE I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK

Ray: See?

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[Y/N], a waitress: That's nice of you to say sir, but how would you like your steak?

Yuugo: I said well done

[Y/N]: THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY BUT-

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Ray: I'm giving up McDonalds for a month

Isabella: I'm so proud of you

Ray: Sorry, punctuation mistake

Ray: I'm giving up, Mcdonalds for a month

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