TPN X Reader Crackhead Hours

Hope

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[Texting]
11:34pm 24 June 2021

Gilda: Brb, imma shower

2:34am 25 June 2021

Gilda: Im back

Don: Girl took 3 hours to shower

Gilda: I ATE

Gilda: And did my skincare

Gilda: And washed my hair

Gilda: not my fault you smell

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[Y/N]: IS 4 AM NOT MORN???

Norman: What do you mean? it's definitely morning

Ray: What he said

[Y/N]: EXACTLY

Emma: But

[Y/N]: No buts

[Y/N]: Anyways why are you guys awake at this time?

Ray: I haven't slept

[Y/N]: No, I know why you're awake

[Y/N]: I meant the other two

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[Texting]

Don: I am hungry

[Y/N]: Then eat?

Don: There's no food

[Y/N]: Well then

[Y/N]: Starve

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[Texting]

6:13pm

Norman: Send thy pics N O W @/ray

[Y/N]: or else

Norman: We will literally massacre you

7:11pm

[Y/N]: Ray my darling

[Y/N]: come hither

[Y/N]: and send the photos

Norman: WHERE ARE MY PHOTOS

[Y/N]: RAY WHAT IS THIS DROUGHT

seen by Norman and Ray

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[Y/N]: I was babysitting my nieces

[Y/N]: and we were watching The Smurfs

[Y/N]: I see Papa Smurf

[Y/N]: and i remember about the time I had a crush on Papa Smurf

Norman: You w h a t ?

[Y/N]: Yes, i had a crush on papa smurf

Ray: WHAT THE FUCK

Ray: AND WHY THE SMURFS

[Y/N]: PLEASE HIS VOICE WAS NICE

[Y/N]: AND I REMEMBER BEING LIKE

[Y/N]: oh his voice is nice, i think i have a crush on him now

Ray: WHAT THE FUCK????? HE'S LITERALLY A SMURF???

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Yes, I did have a crush on papa smurf.