TPN X Reader Crackhead Hours

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Ray: I'm sad

Yuugo: For now

Ray:

Yuugo:

Ray: Was that meant to be comforting or threatening?

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Ray: You say 'please' and 'thank you' in front of your younger siblings all the time and they rarely say it

Ray: But when you say 'fuck' ONCE-

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Emma: *sneezes*

[Y/N] from up in the trees: Bless you

Emma: God?

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Norman: We call that a traumatic event 

Norman, turning to Emma: Not a 'bruh moment'

Norman, turning to Ray: Not a 'Major L'

Norman, turning to  [Y/N]: And DEFINITELY not an 'OOF lmao'

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Ray: *sneezes*

Norman: Bless you

Ray: Your god complex is showing, Norman

Norman: ....

Norman: Unbless you then

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[Y/N]: When I first met you, I despised you

Peter Ratri: I'm completely aware of that

[Y/N]: But then when you told us your backstory and your feelings about your position as the head of Ratri

Peter Ratri: Mhm, go on

[Y/N]: It did not get better

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Yuugo: Would you like to explain why there are bullet holes in our bathroom?

[Y/N]: There was a cockroach in there

Yuugo: That did not explain why there are bullet holes

[Y/N]: IT STARTED FLYING TOWARDS ME OKAY

Yuugo: SO YOU RESORTED TO YOUR GUN?

[Y/N]: OF COURSE I DID

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Ray: You know those things can kill you right?

Yuugo: *pouring another glass of vodka* That's the point

[Y/N]: *eating raw cookie dough* We're trying to speed up the process

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Don: Oh hey [Y/N]! Wow I keep bumping into you today, do you think it's fate trying to bring us together?

[Y/N]: Don. We literally live under the same roof.

Don: *sighs* The universe truly does work in mysterious ways huh?

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Emma: [Y/N], you're willing to do anything for me right? :D

[Y/N]: I'd normally say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere that won't like

Emma: *nervous laughter* Why would you think that

[Y/N]: The demon bodies behind you tell me a lot of information with just one glance

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[Y/N]: I'm gonna need a demon eyeball and I can't have you ask any questions why

Norman: Only if you don't ask me why either

Norman: *pulls out 8 pristine demon eyes* Take your pick

[Y/N]:

Norman:

[Y/N]: I like this one, the iris is teal

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Gilda: So you eat demon meat?

Barbara: Hell yea! Want a bite?

Gilda: No thank-

[Y/N]: Yes please

Gilda:

Gilda: Was it delicious?

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Yuugo: Fucking hell 

Lucas: We've got to work on your cursing

Yuugo; Why? I'm already pretty good at cursing

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[Y/N]: Truth or dare

Emma: Truth

[Y/N]: How many times have you tried sacrificing yourself for us?

Emma:

Emma: Dare

[Y/N]: Never ever sacrifice yourself anymore

Emma: This game is lame

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