LOL's (AKA Chapter 4)

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These are a bunch of funny things I saw 





Q: What was the bubonic plague?

A: The boomer version of Covid19



When asked "How old are you?" the proper response is to say "I don't know, i stopped counting after the last couple of centuries." 

If you have a close friend with you, agree beforehand that they are to then interject "For the last time ____, you're [ 2653 years old, for example] years old!"



It's funny, because people think I am quiet. 

but I'm actually just listening to people's conversations

sometimes I even eavesdrop on my own conversations

and I WILL use what I hear against my people I don't like further in life

because people stink, so the least I can do is have some ammo to protect myself with, lol





#confessions

Beware the quiet bookworm

They notice more

And have a dirtier mind

Than the rest.





Q: How long does it take to fall in love?



A: Usually only a couple of chapters.





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GUYS I JUST SAW TODAY'S EPISODE OF FATWS AND I AM FREAKING OUT OMYGOODNESS

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