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Hermitcraft One-Shots

Fanfiction

One shots that are mostly Grian angst. This is where I will post small stories, there will be warnings on 'chapters' that will require them.

#abuse #alpha #angst #blood #cops #depression #grian #gtwscar #hermitcraft #hermitcraft6 #hermitcraft7 #humour #iamnotresponsibleforanyinjuriestoyourselforothers #inhumane #iskall #kidnapping #mumbo #omega #oneshot #readatyourownrisk #runningaway #sadism #scar #violence #xisuma

Squirrel

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by PhantomXxel

by PhantomXxel

                                    
                                              Warnings: You might need an inhaler
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                          <Grian> You guys remember that 'face reveal' X did?
                          <Docm77> Oh no
                          <Ren> This can't be good
                          <Xisuma> What are you going on about, Watcher boy?
                          <Grian> I'm just saying...
                          <Grian> I found a thing....
                          <Grian> Where a squirrel put on a Scream mask....
                          <Grian> So therefore......
                          <Xisuma> I will murder you if you say I'm a squirrel
                          <Grian> Suma is a squirrel!
                          <Grian> FIGHT ME SQUIRREL, I DARE YOU!
                          Grian was blown up whilst trying to escape Xisuma
                          <Grian> YOU-
                          <Grian> MMMMMMMMMMMMM

                          <Grian> I hate you
                          <Xisuma> You dared me. It's not my fault you ran into your TNT trap.
                          <Grian> Go eat a cow turd.
                          Grian was slain by Xisuma
                          <Grian> ACCEPT THE FUNNY GUY SQUIRRELY BOY!
                          <Xisuma> Only if you accept the truth Chicken Man
                          Xisuma was slain by Grian
                          <Grian> No witnesses.