APEX LEGENDS ONESHOTS - <3

them as my favourite dream smp quotes, all

hi it's your average crypto and villain wilbur simp
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bloodhound

"Heroes are just villains we haven't convinced yet."
-Originally said by Ghostbur

gibraltar

"If I can't make them smile, I'll make them cry."
-Originally said by Fundy

lifeline

"don't ask questions silva (tommy), the adults are speaking."
-Originally said by Technoblade

pathfinder

"this hot oil smells good!"
-Originally said by GeorgeNotFound

wraith

"if you're gonna do this bangalore (big q).. do it right."
-Originally said by AwesamDude

bangalore

"For you, the world."
-Originally said by Technoblade

caustic

"Officer, i drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE."
-Originally said by Technoblade

mirage

"i'm really fuckin' scared of chickens."
-Originally said by Tommyinnit (happy birthday tommy!! <3)

octane

"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."
-Originally said by.. Technoblade. (you can see a pattern here can't you?)

wattson

"zhere's your flavour, okay, now please tell me about your problems."
-Originally said by Tubbo

crypto

"if respect is the only thing protecting you from a knife in the back.. respect is nothing, right?"
-Originally said by Dream

revenant

"did someone say rebellion?"
-Originally by, you name it, Technoblade

loba

"i'm about to hit-spit spackle the fuck out of someone."
-Originally said by Tubbo

rampart

"let the festival begin!"
-Originally said by Tubbo

horizon
"planes fly high, except when they don't!"
-Originally said by Tubbo

fuse

"he's not busy, he's dead."
-Originally said by Tommyinnit

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its 3:31am hi :D
⟟ learned how to speak enderman >:)
translate this if you can

⟟    ☊⏃⋏⋏⍜⏁   ⏁⊑⏃⋏☍  ⊬⍜⎍  ☌⎍⊬⌇  ⟒⋏⍜⎍☌⊑   ⎎⍜⍀  ⏁⊑⟒   ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁.  ⟟  ⌰⍜⎐⟒  ⊬⍜⎍  ⏃⌰⌰!

but uhh ive started drinking monster, developed ⏃ caffeine addiction and am now collecting one can of each flavour cause theyre pretty :D

my favourite rn has to be punch that shit hit different

2nd place mango loco

3rd favourite is ranchard(? can't remember what it was called)  tastes like peaches and ⟟ love it

ive also tried ultra red and ultra violet and there was another punch one but twas pink

theyre all so good tho

but uhh im lowkey tired

think one of my friends have dipped on me lmao

oh well

but ⟟ have ⏃ proper update coming soon :) not just preferences, dont worry. ⟟ just wanted to give you guys an update since ⟟ havent posted in ⏃ while.

⟟ love you all <3

this is agape, signing out!