what's the weirdest thing you've texted to each other? - interviewer that definitely is not the author
also, big big news at the end!!
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-bloohound
>y/n, i need to ask you something
yeesss?
>what does 'periodt poo' mean
>ms andrade keeps sending me that
>y/n?
you were too busy laughing to reply.
-gibraltar
>u and me
>throwing some cover for my brothers tonight
what
gibraltar what do you mean
GIBRALTAR
W A I T-
i pray for you.
-lifeline
>Y/N I DUNNO WHAT YOU'RE DOING RN
>BUT I NEED YUH HELP
>OCTANE FOUND PATH'S GRAPPLE
>HE'S FLYING EVERYWHERE Y/N HELP
GODDAMNIT
octane .. why.
-pathfinder
>y/n?
>what is ahegao
BAPEEHEIEHOWRIENE PATH BBY NO
WAS IT TIK TOK
ISTG
PATH ARE YOU OKAY
P A T H
he wasn't.
-wraith
>stop
what
>you're eating the only good food i have stop
>y/n put them back
>Y/N THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED, STOP
>it's all gone isn't it.
ye
she doesn't trust you around her tortilla chips.
-caustic
>I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHEN RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH
SHUT UP EDGELORD ITS LIKE 5AM SLEEP
he didn't sleep.
-mirage
>how do you know if someone likes breadsticks or not
>very important question
ask them if they like breadsticks ffs
he never found out if they liked breadsticks..
-octane
>i get a rush every time i see you
ooo wdym
>i want to jump off a cliff when i see you ✨
i'm guessing that was your attempt of flirting
unfortunately, it was.
-wattson
>shock shock
shock shock
you both spammed shock shock.
-crypto
>send n00ds
>ignore that
>r00d
are you having a midlife crisis
>sister hacked into my phone
>n000000ds
>MILA STOP
>iM cRyPtO i lIkE y/N
>ISTG MILA
what the fuck is going on
you couldn't recover from this moment, it was too funny.
-revenant
do robots have dicks?
or are they attachments
>what the fuck is wrong with you
a lot.
-loba
>i may have stolen something
god what did you steal this time
>your heart💕
loba it's 4am
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to make up for no update on thursday :')
also, tysm for 10k!! 🥺💕💕
upcoming chapters:
loba, m
caustic, f
crypto, f
also the big news isssss
I GOT A KITTEN GUYS,
A K I T T E N
he's called sox, here he is!!
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i love him very much 💕💕
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Fanfiction'cos i like you, and you like my attention. requests are closed as of 24/2/21! warnings: strong language and sexual chapters. [started: 28/3/20 ended: ???] highest rank(s): #1 in legends, #1 in pathfinder, #1 in lifeline...
