So Time for me procrastinating on VDOTP

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These will be incorrect quotes and vines of the main cast.

No.1

Draco exists

Neville: I fell immeasurably disappointed and my day is ruined.

No.2

Nagini: Stop holding the child like that she could suffocate 

Voldemort looked around the room

Nagini: the child is in your hands

Voldemort: I know just looking for where I asked for your opinion 

No.3

Snape: You are failing class

Vivienne: You fail to be a competent teacher and you still employed, quit bitching.

No.4

Draco: Why must you attack me with your words.

Vivienne: Do you want me to use stones?

No.5

Neville: I didn't get any sleep last night.

Hermione "Someone must have been thinking about you,"

Neville laughs: Whois thinking about me at 3 am

Vivienne Internal Panic

No.6

Nagini: You have been wearing the same Robe all week

Voldemort: No I just have 7 identical rodes

No.7

Vivienne points at the book on the shelf: Can you get that for me

 Draco: You need me in your life 

Vivienne: I could always replace you with a ladder 

No.8

Ron throws a book

Hermione: So you have chosen death.

No.9

In the future, Vivienne and Neville get married and give birth to a gen Z

Neville: Stop romanticizing overthrowing the government

Child: But it is so corrupt

Vivienne:  Dad is right, go outside and build a guillotine.

No.10

Hermione: Smaller animals tend to be more aggressive 

Ron: That is ridiculous 

Neville: Wasps

Hermione: Chihuahuas

Draco: Vivienne

No.11

Vivienne comes home crying

Voldemort: Why are you crying

Vivienne: Draco and the other children are being mean again

Voldemort picks up Vivienne: Don't worry I will  crucio them later

No.12

Draco: Everyone loves me

Neville: I am willing to sell your soul for a glass of water do not test me

No.13

Book exist

Hermione: you want to see some real speed

No.14

In the future, Volde is in his cell and he has Visitation rights to Vivienne child

Child: Grandimort, why do you hate daddy 

Voldemort: He is a disgusting swine who impurities your mother and ruined my life.

No.15

A random Slytherin student: I did something bad

Vivienne: Does it affect me

Student: No But-

Vivienne: Suffer alone

No.16

Vivienne lounging about with the other Slytherin girls

Vivienne: So no interesting news this year, tragic

Pansy: My old scullery maid-

Vivienne: I don't care for a dish wench

No.16

Ron: Were you dropped on your head as a baby

Neville: Bold of you to assume I was held

No.17

Dumbledore: You are very mature for your age

Neville: Thank you it is trama

No.18

Hermione: Love yourself

Neville: No I am not my type

No.19

Ron: Can you pass the salt

Hermione: Can you pass your classes 

Ron: Too much salt

No.20

Neville: I love you 

Vivienne: I love you too

Vivienne after the last chapter: If only there was someone who loves you too

I would die for you 

Then perish- by Voldemort and Vivienne

Alternate responses to I love you

Hermione: Thanks

Ron: Laughs nervously 

Ophiuchus: I am sorry

Draco: Who doesn't 

Neville: Horrible decision really

Delphin: Who doesn't 

Voldemort~ Laughs hysterically~

Pansy: And

Ginny: ~Finger gun~

Vivienne: If only there was someone who loves you
















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