~Up In Space~
The Little UFO, With Tiny & Mini Inside, Soared Across Space In Search Of The Mysterious Glitter Planet.
"Let Me Get This Straight. Your Dad Shot A Egg Out His Somehow Hair Anal, Your Egg Cracked Open, Your Auntie Poppy Named You, Broke Into A Random Rap With A Trap Beat To It, And Your Dad For Some Reason Talks And Sings In Autotune?"
Mini Questioned The Recap.
"It Would Make Sense If You Lived On Trolls Earth"
Tiny Said, Steering The Control Lever.
"Of Course It Doesn't Make Sense To Me! We Trolliens Handle Birth Way Differently"
Mini Said.
Tiny Scoffs.
"Pffft- And What Is This So Called Different Way?"
"Baby Eggs Don't Come Out The Hair"
Mini Said.
Tiny Blinked And Turned His Head To Her.
"Then Where Does The Egg Come Out?"
Mini Whispers Into Tiny's Ear The Honest Answer Of Where Trollien Eggs Come Out Of.
Tiny's Eyes Widen.
"O______O.....OH HECK NAH, YOU SERIOUS?"
Mini Nods.
"Mmmmhm. We Aliens Crazy"
"How Is The Baby Made Then? 👀"
Tiny Nudged Mini.
"Boy, Calm Your Glittermones"
Mini Crossed Her Arms.
"Hey I'm Just Curious! I'm Just A Lil Boy Who Needs Some Knowledge Of Alien Troll Intercourse"
Tiny Shrugged.
"And I'm Just A Lil Girl Who Really Wants To Be Featured In A Music Video Of A Cover Of The Panda Song"
Mini Said Back.
"Wait Really?"
Tiny Asked.
"Yeah Really! Wouldn't You?"
Mini Asked Back.
"Huh....I'll Have To Think Back On That"
Tiny Thought About That.
"Uh Huh. And While Your Thinkin', Stop Making This Ship Rock"
Mini Said.
"I'm Only About 1 Year Old! How Would I Know How To Steady Steer A UFO Ship From A E.T. Dimension!"
Tiny Yelled.
"....Terrible Reference"
Mini Said.
"I KNOW! I Doubt We'll Ever Find This Glitter Planet Anyways-"
Tiny Pouted.
"Ohhhhh No, We Are Not Giving Up! We're Glitter Trolls! And We Ain't Stoppin For Nothin"
Mini Stated.
Tiny Nods.
"Yeah....You're Right! WE ARE GLITTER TROLLS! AND WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO! SO WE CAN'T GIVE UP! DID FREDDIE BENSON EVER GIVE UP TRYING TO MAKE CARLY HIS SMEXY WIFE FOR LIFE?!?!?!?"
Mini Raised Her Eyebrow.
"Who's Freddie Benson?"
Tiny Looked Down.
".....I Give Up-"
"Hold Up A Second T, What's That?"
Mini Pointed Up Ahead.
Tiny Turned Around And Noticed Some Sparkling From A Planet In Front Of Them.
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Trolls: SPACED
FanfictionWhen Intergalactic Meteors From Outer Space Crash Down In Trollstopia, The Trolls See This As A Threat And Blast Up Into Space To Confront A Alien Troll Hybrid Species, Called "The Trolliens". The Trolliens Are A Much Improved Troll Species Than The...
