🚨 We Interrupt This Book
With A Yet AGAIN
ANOTHER
Special Report 🚨
LIVE: From Trollstopia
It's Trollstopia National News
TNN!
With Your Broadcast Reporters,
OC'S Lee & Jonas!
Jonas Flipped Onto His Chair pRofEssiOnAlLy.
"Yo Yo Yooo! What's Up Troll Nation!....And Wattpaders Too I Guess. I'm Your Host Jonas! With My Amazingly Syrup Horny Partner Lee!"
Lee Twirled Around On Her Seat.
"Aloha! Aloha Trolls! I Am Back Again!"
"Yes Yes They Know, They Can See You 😁"
Jonas Gestured.
"It's Just Me Greeting Them In My Presence Again -.-"
Lee Glared.
"Don't Make Me Call Security 😁"
Jonas Replied.
Lee Took Out Her Files.
"aNybOo! On This Newscast, We'll Be Diving Into The Recent Devastating And Frightening News"
"I Told You My New Speedos Aren't Scary! They're Just Small!"
Jonas Said.
"Not That!....Although Ew"
Lee Said.
"Ugh, Tell Me About It. Tooo Tight Around The Area 😳"
Jonas Looked Down, Embarrassed.
Lee Explained
"I'm Talking About The Recent Discovery Of A Black Hole Created In Our Trollar System! Local Random Space Birds Indicate That Someone In Particular Created The Black Hole To Make As A Threat To Our Fellow Trolls And Those Devious Trolliens"
Jonas Chuckles.
"I Think You Are Over Reacting. A Hole The Color Of Black In Space Isn't Dangerous Like A Threat Partnerrr. That Chocolate Is Going Through Your Head"
Lee Clears Her Throat.
"Ahem, Jonas?"
"Wassup Frenchy?"
Jonas Replied.
"If Anyone Or Anything Gets Sucked Into A Black Hole, They Can Never Get Out Of It Due To Heavy Gravity, And Eventually Die"
Lee Told Jonas.
Jonas Gasped Dramatically.
"😱😱😱!!!! DIE??!?!?!?"
Lee Nods.
"There Ya Go"
"B-BUT! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO YET...."
Jonas Frowned.
"It's Okay Partnerrrr"
Lee Rubbed Jonas's Back.
"I Know What I Must Do! DO WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BEFORE I DIE!"
Jonas Said Proudly.
"Give Me A Hug? 😄"
Lee Opened Up Her Arms.
Jonas Backed Up.
"Nah Fool, Watch Out. I'm Talking About Making Out With My Boner-Making Latina Queen!"
"Wh-"
Lee Raised Her Eyebrow.
"MARIMBA BABYYYYY!"
Jonas Called Out.
Marimba, From The Reggaetón Trio, Walked Onto Set And Towards Jonas.
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