Argument 1: Plates
Arlo: John! Are you the one who washed the dishes?
John: Duh, if it's not you then it's obviously me. There's only the two of us on this house you know?
Arlo took a deep breath
Arlo: How many times am I going to tell you to arrange the plates by color? I've been tellling you about this over and over again, John. When will you learn?
John: Was that really necessary?! They're all plates. It doesn't matter what order you place them.
Arlo: Of course it matters John! Are you really placing the green and orange plates together? It looks hideous!
John: They both have patterns, isn't that good enough? How exactly do you even want me to place them?!
Arlo: It should be by size, color, and brand.
John: What? How do you even expect me to do that?!
Arlo: Just like how I do it! You're good at imitating things aren't you? Then why can't you imitate what I do?!
John: Are you really expecting me to pay attention on how you arrange the plates?!
Arlo: Well, if we're living together, I expect you to!
John: Then, let's end whatever this is! I'm leaving.
Arlo: John wait-
And thus, they made a compromise; John would wash the plates and place them however he likes, and Arlo would just arrange them back whenever he sees them.
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I really enjoy writing about Arlo and John arguing, so I guess this book is an excuse for me to write more about Jarlo fights.
Feel free to suggest more things for them to fight about!
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