Attack On Titan ➳ One Shots

snk texts (part 4)

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Reiner: and I was like "Dude, I'm the armored titan" HAHAHAHA

Bertholdt: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Eren: ...what

Reiner: ...

Bertholdt: ...

Reiner: Brother, it is not what you think.

Eren: huh

Connie: "brother" LMFAOAOSOSJSJA

Sasha: PLEASE I'M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING—

Jean: uhuh...

[Y/N]: LMAO

Jean: what even is going on

Jean: 3 AM. 3 motherfucking AM.

Levi: You know what, I'm not even gonna scold you all at this point for swearing.

Reiner: bitch what? so you scolded me for nothing?

Levi: Did you just call me a "bitch", Reiner?

Connie: oh no

[Y/N]: Run hoe run

Reiner: Oh shit

Reiner: gotta blast

Connie: lmfaoo

Eren: RIP Reiner Braun

Jean: our perverted, blonde-headed and mentally unstable friend

Eren: you will be missed.

Bertholdt: ^

Reiner: shit I got nowhere to hide

Reiner: AHA nvm just found one

Reiner: find me now, hoe

[Y/N]: DID YOU JUST CALL LEVI A HOE?

Bertholdt: someone's getting the spanking

Eren: Bert, no.

Levi: I'm coming after you.

Sasha: 0.0

Reiner: yea goodluck fun-size

Connie: FUN SIZE LMAOOOO

[Y/N]: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Sasha: Damn, heichou be very mad

Levi: Damn right I am.

[Y/N]: O.O

Levi: Can some of you help me find him?

Eren: Siri, find Reiner

Jean: results "up Bertholdt's ass"