Attack On Titan ➳ One Shots

snk texts (part 5)

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Erwin: Seriously, cadets. You all need to change the name of the chat.

Bertholdt: naur

Eren: nein

Reiner: not gonna happen, chief

Erwin: Why not?

Reiner: because

Erwin: ?

Levi: Erwin, just let them be. Hard headed shits are not gonna listen to you

Eren: true

Eren: wait

Eren: am I one of them?

Levi: Yes.

Eren: damn aight

[Y/N]: what shup

Armin: shup?

[Y/N]: a stupid word, my child

Armin: okay??

Connie: huh

Sasha: hm?

Connie: this is by far the most normal conversation we ever had

Armin: I guess so

Eren: ...

Eren: no no no no

Eren: that ain't right

Mikasa: what's the matter, Eren?

Eren: being normal in this chat is very wrong

Reiner: true true

Reiner: btw where's Jean?

Bertholdt: man's sleeping like a log beside me

[Y/N]: well it is 3 AM

Reiner: ah, of course

Eren: this is too normal

Eren: i cant

Eren: no no no no

Eren: NO

Armin: calm down, eren

Eren: REINER QUICK SAY SOMETHING FUNNY

Reiner: uhm

Reiner: Levi's tea set?

Levi: the fuck you just say

Reiner unsent a message

Connie: LMAO

Connie: hoe's scared

Reiner: who ya callin' a hoe, you hoe

Connie: you tf