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Eren: Calling all idiots

Connie: present

Sasha: here!

Reiner: *raises hand*

Jean: you called?

Armin: ...

Erwin: Should I be offended or...?

[Y/N]: yes commander be VERY offended

Levi: what do you want, Jaeger?

Eren: I don't even know

Mikasa: you should get some rest, Eren

Eren: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Mikasa: *can't

Eren: STOP THAT! IM NOT THAT DUMB

Mikasa: *I'm

Eren: STOP PLS

Mikasa: *please

Sasha: ^

Bertholdt: I don't see why you should wake us up at three in the morning, Eren

Levi: My point exactly.

Eren: Oh, come on! Phones are literally the best device that Hange-san ever made. we should be thanking her

Armin: we already did tho

Eren: oh

Connie: skratatatta

Sasha: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

Connie: boogie woogie woogie

Sasha: blenderrrr go brrrr

Jean: wtf

Reiner: I regret waking up at 3

Bertholdt: ^

Amin: ^

Erwin: Cadets, we still have training tomorrow. Go to sleep.

[Y/N]: Do dogs think that cats are flying?

Erwin: ...

Reiner: [Y/N], exactly how high are you rn?

[Y/N]: *insert your height here*

Reiner: that's not what I meant

[Y/N]: If a girl cries, does that mean you're already making her wet?

Eren: ah- what?

Jean: did you just stutter on text?

Levi: Oi brat, didn't you read what the commander sent? 

Connie: UNDA PRESYUR POSHIN DON ON MEH

Armin: o-o

Sasha: potatoooo

Eren: what even is this

Bertholdt: [Y/N] is having that 3am thoughts moment and Connie and Sasha are being stoopid

Connie: who u callin stoopid you tall billboard?

Bertholdt: what even is a billboard

Connie: go ask a tree you pink son of a bunk bed

Reiner: what the fuck

Levi: Language.

Reiner: oof srry.

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