SkittishReflections: I got an umbrella! Not because it's gonna rain, but to keep myself safe from any falling pianos!
Me: Smart choice, babe!
SkittishReflections: Darn skippy! No cartoon violence this time! With this umbrella in my possession, I will be safe!
Piano: *falling with a whistling sound*
Girl: That's a nice umbrella you got there!
SkittishReflections: Why, thank you!
Girl: Can I hold it for a few minutes? My mom is gonna take a picture of me with it.
SkittishReflections: Sure thing, kid! *absent mindedly gives the girl her umbrella, unaware of the falling piano*
Girl: Thanks!
Piano: *looming ever so closer*
SkittishReflections: *looks up* Oh crud! Uh, can I have my umbrella back, please?
Girl: Just one more minute! *still holding the umbrella*
Mother: Say cheese!
Piano: *crushes her, knocking her out cold*
Girl: Cheese!
Mother: *takes the pic* There we go!
Girl: Here's your umbrella back! *sees what happened* Oh my gosh!
SkittishReflections: *out cold, with stars floating above her, and her tongue hanging out*
Mother: Oh dear! Hopefully, she will be okay!
Me: She will! This happens to be the norm, now!
Girl: What a mess!
This story was written on Wednesday, April 21st, 2021.
A/N She shouldn't have loaned her umbrella to that girl! Babe, get it together! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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