Dude Not Funny!

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Me: Babe!

SkittishReflections: What is it, sweetie?

Me: I got something for ya!

SkittishReflections: Really? What's that?

Me: An apple pie!

SkittishReflections: Ooh, goodie!!! Thanks, babe! *eats some*

Me: How is it?

SkittishReflections: It's great! Hmm... Why does this pie taste like it has jalapeños?

Me: I added some!

SkittishReflections: Yow!!!!!!! *mouth on fire* I need water!!!!! *gets some water and drinks some to cool her mouth off*

Me: *bursts out laughing*

SkittishReflections: Dude, what the heck? Are you starting this whole mess again? Don't even talk to me! *leaves*

Me: She's such a drama queen!






This story was written on Tuesday, April 27th, 2021.

A/N I'm so evil!! 😈😈😈😈😈 She may be angry at me now, but she'll come around! At least I hope so. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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