Blake Belladonna vs Mikasa Ackerman Death Battle(includes unnecessary rant)

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Sorry if the negative part is a really big rant, not cause of Blake(spoiler for below)won but cause there reasoning so stupid for the most part, mainly how they poorly explained it and


there are these little message boxes in post fight analysis that are like a slap to the face, you will see what I mean


After the very questionable statistics for both Blake's aura durability and them using for Mikasa G forces(like if you were flying a jet and were feeling the force of it)for some fucking reason, and seeing the very brief fight clip from the death Battle cast(the clip was choppy as fuck and the reason for them fighting is fucking stupid)I went into this fight very worried and wanting to see how they would have most likely Blake win and I was very disappointed

First things is positives:

The song used was a really cool one, could listen to it alone without the fight


The mid air scenes were better than I thought they would be but still kind of bad(will get to that) but nothing else positive stood out that much

Negatives are:


The reason for them fighting is stupid as fuck.


Some of the mid air fighting parts were fine but seemed to really slow down to point of being choppy, like if you pay attention you know what I mean


And the voice acting is atrocious. For Blake that is, They re-used Blake's lines from volume 6 when Adam was chasing her at the beginning and another line from the same fucking volume after she kills Mikasa, it's like Death Battle didn't give a single fuck about voice acting at all this time cause the ported over lines sounded worse here



And Mikasa death was fucking stupid, chops off Blake's forearm but still kills Mikasa with her own spear, and a titan shows up, so you are telling me a one armed Blake could still take down a fucking titan(a titan at all)!? Seems do fucking disrespectful to Mikasa.


And oh Blake could keep up characters who dodged lightning........



1) that only happened like once with Mercury and Emerald(when has another character dodged lightning, natural or not) it seems this one time so called lightning dodging will definitely be a fucking issue when Ruby fights Maka, doesn't it

Not really a point but must be mentioned, the being able to keep up characters who dodged lightning(aka Mercury and Emerald) I don't like this cause  can she really? Has Blake actually had a fight with either of them yo show she can keep up with either, cause I skimmed through volume 5 to 8(when she could have fought them) and she didn't fight either of them



And using the, this character could keep up with other characters so this character is just as fast/scales to said character statistics is fucking stupid, you are basically scaling characters to each other whether it makes no sense/is actually accurate or not(this time is causeone thing happened once), I know the only reason they scale Blake like this is cause Ruby fought Emerald and Mercury in volume 5, only way I can tell for it to make sense

This fucking "lightning" dodging feat with Mercury and Emerald is really going to be an issue, I can see it already

I guess they will anything like a lightning bolt to lightning(sorry for the pic being sideways, took it on my phone camera)

I guess they will anything like a lightning bolt to lightning(sorry for the pic being sideways, took it on my phone camera)

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Sea serpent part is questionable to me


And apparently, Blake is scaled to Penny and Weiss for some fucking reason, is it causing a bigger explosion or just about durability

It's like they knew Blake would win but exaggerated so much of her feats it's like a slap to the face, took advantage of weakness therefore not comparable

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It's like they knew Blake would win but exaggerated so much of her feats it's like a slap to the face, took advantage of weakness therefore not comparable

2) if she was so fast, why the fuck could that bug like Grimm(which was fat as fuck cause of acid in stomach)just keep pace and body her in volume 8 episode 8, while begging for Ruby to get up, you know the scene after the hound showed up and I just rewatched the scene to get up to date on it and I saw that fatass bug like Grimm broke Blake's aura and would have killed Blake if not for Ruby intervening, so does that mean the grimm swinging that iced shadow clone is almost 5 tons of TNT force, just asking(though Blake's aura broke in the death Battle, it seem so disrespectful there cause she then bodies Mikasa)

Only part of there reasoning that makes sense is Mikasa mainly fought titans and the spears are meant for slow moving titans


And this little message box post fight really irritates the fuck out me

Grimm are more powerful than titans!? This getting to Yang vs Tifa levels here

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Grimm are more powerful than titans!? This getting to Yang vs Tifa levels here

Sorry for the rant about the post fight shit


Next is Po from Kung Fu Panda vs Iron Fist, I don't give a single shit about either character this time and this is supposed to be a legacy match up season, laughing my fucking ass off at that comment now

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