𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐞 ♡ 𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐨 ✓

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[child(e) has added you, xiao <3 to the group chat]

[the alpha males 😈💪]

child(e)

Hello My Girlies!

scammer (zhongli)

We are not your girlies.

Why are you typing like this?

child(e)

Not You Talking 🙄

Anyways

I'm Typing Like An Alpha

Xiao Is Here Because He Asked For Advice!

And Now He's About To Learn How To Become An Alpha Male 😈

nevermind, i hate typing like this

kaeya

What

You mean the edgelord from history class?

child(e)

yes

now xiao, present yourself 💪

xiao <3

can you stop using these emojis 😐 i shouldn't have asked for help from the whitest boy in school

diluc

You really shouldn't have

child(e)

do you want advice or not 😐😐😐😐😐

xiao <3

but nothing related to white boy summer 😈🥶💪👊 or whatever you white gingers call it

child(e)

i'm kicking you out

bye bye comrade 👋

xiao <3

NO wait

just tell me what to do ajax 😐 goddammit.

scammer

Are you sure you want advice from Childe out of all people, Xiao?

xiao <3

i'll judge after he tells me

child(e)

first things first: get taller

you're like 5 feet tall, you should be like me and all of the alphas here 🚶

xiao <3

fuck you

child(e)

second: stop drinking water, it has no protein. drink cement instead, an actual manly drink

diluc

Excuse me?????????

xiao <3

what?