[hoe tao]
hoe tao
(y/n) what did you doooo!!!!!
(y/n)
i did your mom 😏😈😋
hoe tao
what mom
i mean shut up you're not funny
you really talked to your ex again? 😐
(y/n)
well you see it's kinda funny because it's funny 😅
xiao told you?
hoe tao
and chongyun and xingqiu 😐 you're lucky xiangling doesn't know YET
why would you do that you stupid idiot!!!
(y/n)
I DON'T KNOW?? like he's suddenly nice and i think he's like, fully gay now
(a/n: I'M SORRY I NEVER EDITED THIS PART HAHAH pretend your ex was bi or something idk 😭)
hoe tao
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHINF
(y/n)
I'M JUST TELLING YOU
like that guy isn't just fruity he's the entire fruit aisle
he's a smoothie
you haven't seen how he was looking at xiao and tbh i don't blame him with that eyeliner and those arms 😋
hoe tao
ok (y/n) i get it your gaydar is exceptional (in a good way because it's somehow always correct)
but do you even like him 🤨 i'd swear you took 2 weeks off from school because you were crying over him
(y/n)
look hu shut up
always expect the unexpected from a girlboss
hoe tao
i will kiss you
platonically of course 😇
go off i guess but like, do you even like him romantically?
(y/n)
no
i mean not really i don't think so?
hoe tao
i am so close to bonking your head with a coffin 😐😐😐
but worry not! i'm giving you discounts on coffins because your death will be on the hands of either me or xiao! ⚰️
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𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐞 ♡ 𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐨 ✓
Fanfiction. ❝xiao, you should try to feel more comfortable with me.❞ ❝well then, can i kiss you...?❞ ⤷xiao x gn!reader ≿━━━━━━━━༺❀༻━━━━━━━━≾ after you go through a messy break-up with an irrelevant (and ugly) guy, xiao tries to help you get over it- but ins...
