Luke, Stop Trying to Play Matchmaker

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A/N: This is from the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon


Peter Parker has created "Ultimate Bois" group chat

Peter Parker has added Ava Ayala, Samuel Alexander, Daniel Rand, and Luke Cage

Peter Parker has changed their name to Arachnerd

Peter Parker has changed Ava Ayala's name to White Tiger

Peter Parker has changed Samuel Alexander's name to Nova Creep

Peter Parker has changed Daniel Rand's name to Fortune Cookie

Peter Parker has changed Luke Cage's name to Sweet Christmas

Ultimate Bois Group Chat

White Tiger: What is this? And more importantly, why am I a part of it?

Arachnerd: a. its a gc,

b. bcuz i said so,

c. stop usin full sentences

Nova Creep: wtf cant i change my name

Arachnerd: i have exec privileges

Sweet Christmas: i love how pete told ava to stop using full sents. but has time 2 write privileges

Arachnerd: ur point?

Fortune Cookie: Hello :)

Arachnerd: ngheurahiloawieganlsmxpq

Fortune Cookie: ?

Sweet Christmas:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Arachnerd: luke i STG imma web all ur stuff to the wall 4 a week

White Tiger: what?

Sweet Christmas sent a private message to White Tiger.

White Tiger: ohhh

Arachnerd: watch ur back luke.🔪🕸👿

Arachnerd has left the chat.

Sweet Christmas: guys HELP peters attac--awem iofsaihr

Sweet Christmas has left the chat.

White Tiger: I-

Nova Creep: that escalated fast

Fortune Cookie: whats happening?

White Tiger: wouldnt u like to know

Nova Creep: whats that supposed to mean

White Tiger: sry, thats between me luke n peter

Nova Creep: how come ur the only 1 who got a normal name

Fortune Cookie: because ava is scary :o

Director Fury: Training starts in 5 minutes. Report to the gym immediately.

Director Fury has left the chat.

White Tiger has left the chat.

Nova Creep: How did he get on this group chat?

Fortune Cookie: This isn't his first rodeo.

Fortune Cookie has left the group chat.

Nova Creep: what does that mean

Nova Creep: danny dont leave me hanging

Nova Creep: DANNY

Nova Creep: fine be like that

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