Group Chat >>> Fuck Cartman
<TacoMASTER is online>
<KennyMcDick is online>
<Kyle's Bro is online>
<Craig is online>
<TacoMASTER changed the chat name to My Homies Got Detention Because we Rollin'>
Craig: I mean you're not lying
KennyMcDick: I mean literally does anyone not have a detention from all this shit
TacoMASTER: it's so sad us girls just wanted to have fun
<Jimmy_Kun is online>
Jimmy_Kun: it hurts so bad that they dare put the kid with crutches in detention for wanting one last glimpse of the sweet sun
Craig: if only you were this poetic in your speech then we could have gotten out of this
Jimmy_Kun: I feel like I should be offended, but I'm too tired to care
TacoMASTER: ooga booga
<PressedHams is online>
PressedHams: I am sorry about him. His behaviour does not reflect my own
Craig: apology not accepted. Clyde's a fucking pussyboi
<TacoMASTER has left the chat>
KennyMcDick: ooga?
Kyle's Bro: booga...?
<Fatboy is online>
<Gingerbread is online>
<TooMuchPressure is online>
<Butter_my_nutters is online>
KennyMcDick: summoned by caveman I see
Gingerbread: it concerns me when Stan says any kind of caveman language
Kyle's Bro: I am very fluent in the oogas
KennyMcDick: why not me??? Don't make me cry like clyde now
Gingerbread: it's normal for you to spout shit like that
<TacoMASTER is online>
TacoMASTER: I was not crying
TacoMASTER: my eyes were just sweating
PressedHams: at yo wtf
PressedHams: don't ever make me think of eye sweat again bitch
TooMuchPressure: pls stop
TacoMASTER: sorry just wiping the sweat from my eyes
Kyle's Bro: wait a minute
Fatboy: I'm not waiting a minute spit it out
Kyle's Bro: could you actually shut up
Craig: exactly
Kyle's Bro: this detention is on top of last weeks detention so Kyle had like two detentions now
Craig: wait what
TacoMASTER: Kyle??? Trouble???
Butter_my_nutters: that's not too much of a surprise why are you surprised
Craig: fuck I have like eight now ew
TacoMASTER: Kyle I thought you were some golden boy
Kyle's Bro: PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
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