Chapter 9

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Group Chat >>> Stay Away Hetero's

<TacoMASTER is online>

TacoMASTER: TTTTTAAAAAaaaakkkke OOOOOOOoooooonnnnn MMMmmmeeeeeee

TacoMASTER: TAKE ON ME

TacoMASTER: ok I'm bored

TacoMASTER: come on someone has to be awake

<The_UwU is online>

The_UwU: we are all suffering from hangovers or sore vaginas

<Ass_Swiper is online>

Ass_Swiper: or assholes

The_UwU: Kenny you're a bottom? Wtf

Ass_Swiper: I get a taste of both worlds so I'm really sore

TacoMASTER: holy shit we are going to have to censor this soon

<Butter_my_nutters is online>

Butter_my_nutters: I'm gay!

TacoMASTER: IM GAY TOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo

<Tweek's Thot is online>

Ass_Swiper: ShUt ThE fRoNt DoOr I aM gAy ToO

The_UwU: you guys are actually going to be the death of me

TacoMASTER: hey

TacoMASTER: hey

TacoMASTER: isn't it funny that all our *lovers* aren't here?

TacoMASTER: hehe

Tweek's Thot: my baby is worn out

Ass_Swiper: I was bored of trying to get Kyle to wake up so here I am.

Ass_Swiper: where are Token's snacks I might as well get some free food to take home

TacoMASTER: Fatboy ate them

TacoMASTER: HE INHALED THE TACOOOOSSSS AND IM MAAAAD

TacoMASTER: crunchy munchy tacos

Butter_my_nutters: tacos sure are good but Bennigans is better

TacoMASTER: HOW DARE YOU

Ass_Swiper I'll eat anything

Butter_my_nutters: Bennigans is a nice place to eat lots of your favourite snacks, not just tacos which can only go so far!

Tweek's Thot: but like Taco Bell is cooler

Ass_Swiper: I've not been to either

<AssArsonist is online>

Butter_my_nutters: never?!

TacoMASTER: eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

AssArsonist: Kenny I'm going to take you to both so get your sweet ass over here

Tweek's Thot: unleash THE KYLE

Butter_my_nutters: he's triggered all right

Ass_Swiper: Kyle you don't have too I was just making conversation

AssArsonist: fuck you you're coming with me right now

AssArsonist: my date

Ass_Swiper: Kyle I have no words

Ass_Swiper: thanks a bunch

Ass_Swiper: I'm excited

AssArsonist: everyone should experience a meal at Bennigans

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