Chat >>> We Need To Talk About Kyle
<Fatboy is online>
<KennyMcDick is online>
Fatboy: Jesus
KennyMcDick: I don't think I can actually handle that again
Fatboy: fucking shit Kyle
Fatboy: I fucking hate him so much
KennyMcDick: I just hope he gets better now. How long has it been?
Fatboy: bout three days
KennyMcDick: fuck
KennyMcDick: this was supposed to be quick bug
Fatboy: fucking Jew wanting to take the top spot
Fatboy: but seriously dude I don't think I can fucking hold him down like that again
Fatboy: it's fine when we're fighting but when he doesn't even know me
KennyMcDick: yeah I hear you Cartman
KennyMcDick: I'm shit scared
Fatboy: I'm not scared for Kyle! It's just it was a waste of my time!
KennyMcDick: why are you calling him Kyle then
Fatboy: shut the fuck up kenny
KennyMcDick: Cartman get up here quick
<KennyMcDick has left the chat>
Fatboy: fuckin shit
Fatboy: Jesus
<Kyle's Bro is online>
Kyle's Bro: Wait what the fuck happened whilst I've been gone!!!
Kyle's Bro: fuck guys I was gone for 30 mins to get some painkiller
Kyle's Bro: please tell me guys
Kyle's Bro: shit
Fatboy: it's okay Kyle's just waking up
Kyle's Bro: no why did you have to hold him down
Kyle's Bro: tell me Cartman!
Fatboy: Kyle just woke up bout just after u left
Fatboy: he didn't know who we were, he just freaked out
Kyle's Bro: holy shit
Kyle's Bro: fucking held down?!
Fatboy: he didn't know us and panicked
Kyle's Bro: what now? Is he alright? We need to lower that fever
Fatboy: Kinny did the best he could but he's waking up now so we gonna see
Kyle's Bro: I'm at the door
Kyle's Bro: coming
Fatboy: good coz you are the only one that can get rid of Ike
Fatboy: he won't leave when me or Kenny ask him the lil shit
Kyle's Bro: he's not three
Kyle's Bro: he's just trying to help
Fatboy: sometimes I fucking hate you Stan
Kyle's Bro: the feeling is returned
Fatboy: well he's awake
Kyle's Bro: how is he?!
Fatboy: I dunno I'm no doctor
Kyle's Bro: fuck you cartman
Fatboy: he's not attacking us he kinda just looks out of it like he's woke up too early
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
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