South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 18

Group Chat >>> Fuck Cartman

<TacoMASTER is online>

TacoMASTER: AY AY AY YOU READY FOR THIS TRIP BOYS

<Craig is online>

<TooMuchPressure is online>

<Kyle's Bro is online>

Craig: dude shut the fuck up it's 6am

Kyle's Bro: shut up clyde it's so early

TacoMASTER: gosh darn so many haters

<Fatboy is online>

Fatboy: clyde I swear to god I will make you eat your dad if you don't shut the fuck up

<Butter_my_nutters is online>

<Aa$$$ is online>

Craig: great you woke up almost everyone

Aa$$$: could someone please change my name??? My dad saw it and he was just like what the fuck

Craig: no

<TacoMASTER changed Aa$$$'s username>

PressedHams: what?

PressedHams: oh my god clyde this is worse

TooMuchPressure: oh my god

Craig: it suits you

Fatboy: that's very gay

TacoMASTER: what else did you expect? He has the best hams I have ever seen

TooMuchPressure: I have to disagree

<KennyMcDick is online>

KennyMcDick: OH MY GOD CLYDE MY MAN

Butter_my_nutters: sorry to interrupt this debate but does anyone know when this trip is?

Craig: oh yeah that would be useful

TooMuchPressure: well we can't possibly be late now seeing as our dear Clyde woke us up at the crack of dawn

Craig: true

<Gingerbread is online>

Gingerbread: we have to be in school by 8am

KennyMcDick: Kyle go back to sleep

Gingerbread: nah it's okay I gotta call my mom

Kyle's Bro: great you woke up Kyle

TacoMASTER: so? Everyone else is awake

Fatboy: yeah but Kyle's a Pussy who needs more nap time

Kyle's Bro: Cartman what

Butter_my_nutters: thanks Kyle I haven't even started packing a bag yet

Butter_my_nutters: I'm on snack duty right?

Fatboy: butters are you Fucking kidding me? We've been through the plan for a week

Fatboy: butters and me are snack transporters. Kyle and Stan are on bus seat reservation

Gingerbread: and Ike. He said I could throw him so I'm down

Fatboy: shut up Kyle

Kyle's Bro: rude

Fatboy: Craig and Tweek need to steal the register so they don't notice our absence too much. Clyde and Token are on entertainment

TacoMASTER: oh I remember now