South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)

Chapter 7

Private Message  Mysterion >>> Kyle B

Mysterion: I know I shouldn't be bothering you...

Kyle B: no it's fine I was awake anyway

Mysterion: well you should be asleep

Mysterion: you're sick

Kyle B: no not anymore stupid

Mysterion: you were coughing like hell a few hours ago

Mysterion: BUT I'm not complaining too much

Mysterion: I'm just bored

Kyle B: well that's usually how these things start

Mysterion: did you hear that Bebe is having a party for you?

Kyle B: yeah Stan told me today

Kyle B: it sounds like it will be fun unless Cartman gets drunk again

Mysterion: please stop reminding me you are giving me flashbacks

Kyle B: I still have PTSD from it

Mysterion: *shudders*

Kyle B: agreed

Mysterion: I'm gonna bring some weed

Kyle B: Kenny no

Mysterion: it's from my dad it's fine

Mysterion: he just won't know I've taken it

Kyle B: god Kenny

Mysterion: yes I am god thank you

Kyle B: I can feel my brain cells melting

Mysterion: mine already left

Kyle B: you are a bad influence

Mysterion: the best ;)

Kyle B: can't argue with that

Mysterion: I'll treasure that compliment forever

Mysterion: seriously dude, you should go to bed

Kyle B: it's my choice

Mysterion: it's like 3am

Kyle B: well you're awake too so...

Mysterion: my mom and dad are still awake

Kyle B: oh

Kyle B: you okay?

Mysterion: yeah, they're just arguing

Kyle B: how's Karen?

Mysterion: at a sleepover

Kyle B: you can come over to mine if you like

Mysterion: no it's fine

Kyle B: Kenny that wasn't a choice

Kyle B: and my mom's still away so you can come through the door tonight instead of the window

Mysterion: wow a door

Mysterion: Wait I thought your mom was coming back after Stan called saying you were sick

Kyle B: she and my dad changed their mind

Mysterion: WHAT

Kyle B: Kenny I'm cool with it

Mysterion: I'm not Kyle they should at least pretend to care for you

Kyle B: I'm not cool with the way your parents treat you either you know