How many children, sir? (Heartslabyul)

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Based on deep (less than 5 minutes) analysis with some friends of mine we concluded this and I want to share.

The amount of children (character) would like to have with someone would be_____.

((Remember when we talk about boys and girls, we are referring to the sexuality, the genitals.))

Heartslabyul:

Riddle: minimum 2.
Why?
He already knows what it was like to be an only child, and he felt ALONE. He doesn't want your child to go through that. NO SIR! He won't make you have 2 but he will be insistent and might be scared about the child's well-being since AGAIN, he doesn't want him/her/them to go through the same childhood he went through.

Ace: We think his perfect number will be "2" (and no, Not Because of Deuce 😹).
Why?
I think he would like to have one older child and one little child so he can name one after his brother because he made a promise when he was 10 years old 🤷 and Ace is a man of word... nah BS! He just stays true to what he promised because his brother will know if he doesn't name his firstborn after him.🤣🤣
He wants to call the second child "Ace" no matter the gender.

BONUS: He secretly PRAYS every night to the Great Seven so you give birth to twins.

Deuce: he won't beg you for more than one... but dude, if you let him decide, HE WANTS LIKE 5.
Why???
Because WHY NOT!!! He will get his first child and fall for that creature. Once he sees how beautiful his little boy/girl/human is he will be super excited to get another one! And even more if his friends (AKA: ace) brags about how much he loves his two children. STILL! If you don't want another one, once you say NO, NO is the final word for him... yet you will see him from time to time doing puppy eyes like "PLEASE LET'S HAVE ANOTHER PLEASEEEEEE". I also think he is the type who (talking about genitals) if you give him a boy first, next he will want the opposite sex... but he secretly wishes that if you only give birth to one, it would a girl (at least before she decides her gender identity) so he can call her "my little princess" and be her knight in shining armor, her hero. Or he wants a lot of boys that can do sports and fix magic wheels with him (so typical but we are talking about Deuce here. He won't give it much thought until he watches some American family movie or something.

BONUS: Big surprise it would be if he got a tomboy sporty girl don't you think? ((LONG LIFE TOMBOYS!!))

Trey: at least 3.
Why?
... he has siblings... he wants his child to have siblings... he will take this seriously. OFC! He will respect you but I think he would be a little more persistent when it comes to have more than one child. He will discuss the names, and even think about how many boys and girls to keep a balance in the family (even though at the end of the day he can't control what genitals the child will have).

Cater: He would be a little more indecisive than the others. From 1 to 4.
Why?
Because if he wants things to go easily and calmly, one child it's okay. BUT! When he thinks back about how fun it was to have sisters AND he sees those family photos in Pinterest of families with 2, 3 or even 4 kids... he just gets hyped over it.

BONUS: even though he initially wants a certain number because of "aesthetic" at the end of the day he will forget that BS and love the children because they are his children.

This is it for Heartslabyul! Remember this was made for fun and with no ill intention! If you don't think that it would be like this feel free to share your thoughts in the comments! I would love to read what you think about our boys when it comes to children!

At your service~ Jack🃏

PS: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️♠️♠️♠️💕💜💙💖💛💙💛💕🧡🤎💗🧡💖🤍💔❣️🖤💕🧡❤️‍🩹❤️❤️💓🤍💓🤍💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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