midnight chats with the gay threesome

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"Dabi"

"Shiggy"

"Dabi"

"Shiggy"

"DABI"

"SHIGGY"

"Omfg its fucking 3am what do you want!" Shigaraki said.

"Uh well.
Are you homophobic?"

"I-"

'Okay bae, I want you to take a minute to think of what you just said" dabi said.

"....oh"

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"Dabi, shiggy"

"Dabi, shiggy"

"Dabi, shiggy"

"Daddy, master"

"What-" dabi and shigaraki said.

"Not this shit again" Shigaraki said groaning.

"HaVr you watched high rise invasion!!??" Izuku said.

"YES BITCH!" dabi said.

"The ending i wanna know what happened! Why the season end like dat!" Izuky cried.

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"Izu"

"Izu"

"Izu"

"IZU"

"Now your calling me at 3am >;)"

"Stfu, anygay!" Shigaraki said.

"I drank too much coffee so I might as well stay up" he said hyperly.

"Mf, this is why you get no coffee, too much coffee is a sip for you!" Dabi said sitting up.

"Put a shirt on before we get horney" izuku said looking at dabi.

"Ugh, fine"

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"Dabi"

"Dabi"

"Dabi"

"What?"

" i was doing some midnight pranking at i saw ur dad with a dildo"

"...WTF"
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"MY FUCK BOYS HELP!"- izuku

"When the fuck did you leave the room?"- Shigaraki

"A hour ago!"- izuku

"What happened?"- dabi

" mama is screaming at me!!!!!" - izuku

"Why?"- Shigaraki

"Because I'm DRUNK"- izuku

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"Who the fuck created language"- shigaraki

" how are we supposed to know that?"-dabi

"If Adam and eve are both white then how did black and other races exist?" - Shigaraki

(Dont take that as hate, i am actually brown so sorry if it offended u)

"Who said they were white?"- izuku

"Holy shit your right"- dabi/Shigaraki
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"How did the person who invented calenders know what day it was?"- Shigaraki

"This is what happens when u drink coffee"- izuku

"Where are you even getting these questions?!"- dabi.
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" is cereal a soup?"- Shigaraki

" why the hell would you think it was?"- izuku

"...."- dabi

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"Is a hotdog a sandwich?"- Shigaraki

"Idk-"- dabi

"I mean u can say it is, but I don't know"- izuku

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(Running out of ideas here :>)
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"If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?"- Shigaraki

"A monkey"- dabi

"Why a monkey?"- izuku

"They are like a hairy and less smart version of humans"- dabi

"Oh so they are already rude bitches"- izuku

"Yeah, they are innocent at first then it is grow up time"- dabi
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"Babes"- izuku

"Babes"

"Babes"

"What?"- Shigaraki/dabi

"Why are horror movies more funny than comedy movies?"- izuku

"Because people dying because of stupidity is the best comedy"- Shigaraki
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Thats it for this chaotic chapter! Have By ideas you want me to to please share!


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