the fuck yall gang

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"Shoto! Do you know who vandalized my agency?"- endeavor

"Ummmm no?"- shoto

"Oh really, because I can see you and your friends literally vandalizing it on the security cameras!"- endeavor

"Oh shit he has camera's"- shoto

"Just lie and say its a villain!"- izuku

"Okay okay"- shoto

"Maybe it was a villain, who knows"- shoto

"I mean u arnt lying"- dabi

"Shoto I can literally see you on the camera. And are you guys in my car!!!??"- endeavor

"Ah shit"- shoto

"That's it I'm driving!"- izuku

"Let's just book it!"- dabi

"Oh dad, eerrk, we are losing signal um errk bye."- shoto

"I think he fell for it "- shoto

"Let's go to the convenience store, I stole your dads credit card while we were vandalizing!"- izuku

"...I fucking love you.."- shoto

"No homo"- shoto

"Babe, can you buy us beer? Shiggy hasn't let me drink any for a while "- izuku

"Sure, he did the same to me"- dabi

"Shoto do you want to try one?"- dabi

"Sure"- shoto

"Oof, imma make this quick cuz imma pick up my dad and brother after"- izuku

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"Dad, why are we waiting here again?"- shinsou

"Izuku said he was going to take us somewhere and for us to wait here"- aizawa

"Um is that him?"- shinsou

Just then a car pulled up and a window was broken, there was my chemical romance playing, and they could already tell it was caos.

"Heyyy dad, heyyy toshi"- izuku

"Izuku, why the fuck is there a beer box on your head,"- shinsou

"Izuku, why the fuck is there a beer box on your head,"- shinsou

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