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"Can you like.. not hold me upside down by one leg?" - Izuku

"Why are you even holding him like that yagi?" - recovery girl

"Yeah put him down bitch might!"- shinsou

"Why are you all ganging on me! He's the one that tried to stab me!"- allmight

"I have no idea what u are talking about :>"- izuku

"See he is innocent, put him the fuck down"- todoroki.

"Young todoroki-"- Allmight

"Just kick him izu"- Shigaraki

"Oh yeah!"- izuku

Izuku kicked allmight in his big ass nose making him yelp.

"You sound like a dog"- dabi

"Just put him down and he will stop kicking you"- aizawa

"OK fine..."- allmight.

He dropped izuku with a thud as izuku strange back up immediately.

"NO more stabbing people with knifes"- allmight said.

Izuku just smirked at him and pulled out Scissors.

"This isn't a knife"  he said innocently.

"Oh boy you better run"- recovery girl.

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"Im the B in LGBTQ!"- izuku

"And what's that?"- dabi

"BrOkEn!"-izuku

"Then I'm the L in LGBTQ....lonely"- todoroki

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"You have 3 seconds to tell me why you just woke me up!"- izuku

"Because it's morning and you should be awake!"- Bakugou

"Huh! I didn't know you wanted to die today!"- izuku

"Deku you can't kill me."- bakugou

"Too bad I've already decided how!"- izuku

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"I like Eminem"- shinsou

"I prefer skittles"- todoroki

"No I meant the rapper-"- shinsou

"WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER"- todoroki

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"Alright young heros! Today we will be going over the fire drill, if a fire happens what will you do?"- allmight

"Run out and if your in my way I'm pushing you"- shinou

"Jump out the closest window"- todoroki

"What no we will remain calm"- allmight.

"Remain calm while the fire eats us? Yeah no"- izuku.

"How about I yell"-denki

"No if you yell I can't take attendance"- allmight

"Pfft take attendance, while the fire gobbles us whole!"- todoroki

" Why don't we just hide under the desks"- allmight

"What are we doing playing hide and seek with the fire?"- izuku

"What about if the fire comes to us what you going to tell it?"-todoroki

"Heh he's going to tell it to stop, drop, and roll"- shinsou

"How bout we tie you up to a chair and leave you here to get eaten by the fire, HOW BOUT THAT"- izuku

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"Your stupid"- izuku

"Well your dumb"- ururaka

" huh."- izuku

" Well I don't like your hair!"- izuku

"Oh my God he went there😭"- ururaka

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"What. Your not coming to my tea party?"- todoroki

"SHINSOU I MADE BISCUITS"- todoroki

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"Dad have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?"- shinsou

"17 again?"- Aizawa

"Yeah"- shinsou

"Im pretty sure it fell in the hole"- aizawa

"What hole-? OH MY GOD"- shinsou

*dramatic music*

"What is that"- shinsou

"Its a hole"- aizawa

"Well yeah I can see that but ehat is it doing here?"- shinsou

"Well I woke up this morning..*sips coffee* then there was a hole "- aizawa

"Well what you gonna do about it?"- shinsou

"Well I tried putting a rug over it"- aizawa

*dramatic music"

"Yeah it fell in the whole"- aizawa

"Should we call the police or something?"- shinsou

"Oh yeah I called the police"- aizawa

"Well where are they?"- shinsou

"There in the hole."- aizawa

*Dramatic music*

"...where is papa?"- shinsou

"..."- aizawa

"Dad. Where is papa!?"- shinsou

"Hes at work"- aizawa

" Oh, where's he work?"- shinsou

"In the hole"- aizawa

*dramatic music*

"GOD, how deep even is this!"- shinsou

*shinsou snatches his mug and drops it in hole*

"That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole"- aizawa

*dramatic music*

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