Tommy: How are you today?
Techno: Please don’t make me think about my life.
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Wilbur: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Tommy: Mine just says "Tommy no."
Wilbur: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Wilbur: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Tommy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Techno: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Techno: No! Four to five seconds!
Tommy: Too late!!!
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Techno: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Wilbur: Isn't that just killing people?
Techno: Ah, technicality.
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Techno: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Phil: Wasn't Wilbur with you?
Wilbur: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Wilbur: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Techno?
Techno: … No.
Tommy: I do!
Wilbur: I know, Tommy.
Tommy: I’m sad!
Wilbur: I know, Tommy.
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Wilbur: If Tommy and I were drowning, who would you save?
Techno: You two can’t swim?
Tommy: It’s a hypothetical question, Techno! Who would you save?
Techno: My time and effort.
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Phil: While I’m gone, Wilbur, you’re in charge.
Wilbur: Yes!!!
Phil, whispering: Techno, you’re secretly in charge.
Techno: Obviously.
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Phil, driving Wilbur and Techno: So how was your day?
Wilbur: We almost got surprise adopted!
Phil: What?
Techno: We almost got kidnapped.
Phil: Oh, okay.
Phil: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Phil: I know you snuck out last night, Tommy.
Wilbur: Play dumb!
Tommy: Who's Tommy?
Wilbur: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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MCYT Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionSome amazing incorrect quotes because I'm obsessed! Some of the quotes will seem familiar, because they have to come from somewhere, but there are a few I made up myself. The Cover is not my work it's too beautiful it was made by b0shass on Instagra...
