Ranboo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Tubbo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Ranboo: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Tubbo: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Tubbo: So are we flirting right now?
Enderwalk Ranboo: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Tubbo: That doesn’t answer my question.
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Ranboo: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Tubbo: You need to stop.
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Tubbo, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Ranboo, walking over: Hey Tubbo.
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Tubbo: If I run and leap at Ranboo, he'll catch me in his arms!
Tubbo: *runs and leaps at Ranboo*
Ranboo: No, I have coffee!!
Ranboo: *drops the coffee to catch Tubbo*
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Ranboo: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.
Tubbo: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Tubbo: Change is inedible.
Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Tubbo: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because it’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
Ranboo: Self-conscious brains awww.
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Ranboo: What’s your primary love language?
Tubbo: I’m pretty fond of French.
Ranboo: … That’s not what I meant.
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Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!
Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Ranboo: I pity your dentist
Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!
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Tubbo, pointing: May I sit there?
Ranboo: That's my lap.
Tubbo: That doesn't answer my question, Boo.
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