Schlatt: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Quackity: *chugs entire bottle*
Quackity: It's perfume.
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Karl: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sapnap: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Wilbur: Hey Jack can I get a sip of your water?
Jack: It's not water.
Wilbur: Vodka, I like your style!
Jack: It's vinegar.
Wilbur: Wh-Wha-
Jack: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Quackity: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Quackity: I've never heard you laugh before.
Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Tubbo: What does 'take out' mean?
Ranboo: Food.
Tommy: Dating
Techno: Murder
Wilbur: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!!
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Techno: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ranboo: What if it bites me and it dies?
Tommy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ranboo, learn to listen.
Tubbo: What if it bites itself and I die?
Wilbur: That's voodoo.
Wilbur: But what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ranboo: That's correlation, not causation.
Tubbo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Techno: Oh my God.
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Dream: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Wilbur: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Techno: More or less, I guess...
Tommy: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Ranboo: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Tubbo: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Wilbur: We need to distract these guys.
Techno: Leave it to me.
Techno: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Quackity, Fundy and Tubbo: *Immediately begin arguing*
Tommy, turning to Techno: Wait.. are they insects?
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Quackity: let's slow dance
Karl: okay!
Sapnap: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed*
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Quackity: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Quackity: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Me? Oh, do go on.'
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Niki: I can help you with it!
Wilbur: Yeah, sure.
Tommy: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Phil: lol nope.
Tubbo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Techno: *Read 5:55pm*
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Jack: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Tommy: I almost died.
Jack: And that was my fondest memory.
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Quackity: question.
Karl: Go for it.
Quackity: what's true correct gunpowder to essential oils ratio?
Karl:
Karl: what?
Quackity: I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
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Tommy: I'm the strongest of the minors.
Tubbo: no I am-
Ranboo: Actually, I am.
Purpled: ... I could beat any of your asses blindfolded.
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Skeppy: I just wish someone would write a nice poem about me!
Bad: Roses are red, violets are blue...
Bad: Life is short, and so are you.
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