Dream: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
George: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Dream: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Sapnap: We have a problem.
George: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Bad: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Sapnap: Unless you're home alone.
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Dream: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Sapnap: You sleep with a teddybear.
Dream: HE'S SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Dream: What time is it?
Sapnap: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Sapnap: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
George: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!!
Sapnap: It’s 2 am.
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George: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Dream: We got spring water.
George: NO.
Sapnap: With EXTRA minerals.
Dream: It's like licking a stalagmite.
George: DON'T COME HOME.
Sapnap: Mmmmm cave water.
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Dream: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE!?
George: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
Dream, desperately, as George bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!
George: Oh! B positive.
Dream: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!
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Dream: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Dream: I became more evil.
George: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
Dream: I'm going to get worse… on purpose.
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