Wilbur: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Wilbur: Now, the recipe calls for two shots of vodka.
Wilbur: *upends the bottle*
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Dream: Wilbur, have you had any leadership experience?
Wilbur: I had an ant farm once.
Dream: Close enough.
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Jack: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.
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Phil: All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.
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Drista, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of crap for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Dream: ....
Drista: *lip smack*
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Ranboo: Who's in charge here?
Wilbur, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Tommy: Who the fuck-
Bad: Language!
Tommy: Whom the fuck-
Bad: No!
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Quackity, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Karl: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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