Life As The Youngest Avenger

Katniss, Spiderboy and the Vents

Hi I'm the author and just wanted to say I have a lot of ideas for funny, sad, fluffy and kind of dark one-shots. Normally my one-shots are all like mini stories but some are only one part long. There may also be a few crossovers between marvel movies and series. Hope you enjoy reading. Byeeee!

In hindsight running and hiding after pranking the Black Widow was not my best plan, or idea, or anything close to being smart.

Here lies Peter Parker
Was murdered after carrying out the stupidest plan ever made
R.I.P

That is what will be on my gravestone, people will walk by and laugh; laugh at my death.
Anyway, after completing my 'brilliant' plan I fled to the vents. Now here I was listening to a furious Ex Asassian hunt me down.
There was a cough behind me and I yelped spinning around instantly, wanting to atleast meet my fate front on.

Clint looked very amused at my panicked expression as I met his eyes and slumped in relief. I remembered something and tensed again

"She didn't send you, did she?" He burst into hysterical laughter and I shot a web at his mouth to shut him up. He shook his head, still giggling

"Clint! If you're hiding him or with him in any way! Your next" Clint's eyes went wide as the moon. I refrained from laughing myself, as I ripped the web off his mouth, but failed as I saw the child like pout behind it.

"Why? I thought we were friends" he said solemnly, I shrugged enjoying this more than I should

"You were the one who found me. Now, do you want to live or not?" At that exact moment a knife crashed through the vents floor and landed above us. Clint screamed

"Natasha! what did I f*****g say about throwing knives!" Tony screeched from somewhere in the kitchen

"language!" I smirked as the capsicle scolded my dad. I gestured to Clint to stay silent and follow me. After a minute of him blindly following me, Clint finally broke the tense silence

"Sooooo, Pete, Petey, Pete P? -" he started

"What Birdman?" He frowned at the nickname and glanced around, shivering at the sight of dust and spiderwebs

"May I ask why we are going towards the room where the angry lady we just escaped, lives?" I swore. I didn't have a weird obsession with vents like Clint did, so Naturally, I had no idea where we were. I looked back at him and smiled, he stared at me, confused. On his shoulder sat the most adorable little spider I had ever seen. Reaching forward Clint looked extremely weirded out and I laughed

"Look at this little guy" I cooed at the spider I had just plucked from Clint's shoulder. Speaking of Clint, he looked terrified, I smirked knowing I could use this information later. After setting my new friend on my own shoulder, Clint started to crawl away, I followed in pursuit.
Time skip with George *-(•-•)-*

Clint and I managed to stay in the vents successfully, stealing food from the kitchen occasionally with my web shooters. It was now the third day and I could tell people were starting to worry, even Nat. I had overheard (eavesdropped) a conversation between dad and her, she felt bad for scaring me off and would never forgive herself if I got hurt, no one seemed that bothered by Clint's disappearance.

"I think we should go out" I shook Clint awake and he looked very anxious thinking about my suggestion.

"Nat obviously feels bad and everyone thinks we're dead" I also seriously needed to sleep in my own bed, my back was slowly killing me. Clint nodded reluctantly and I immediately took action, swinging down and out of the opening below us and landing gracefully on the floor, Clint followed suit but instead landed in a groaning heap.

The entirety of the avengers who sat in the living room looked shocked. Tony was the first to snap out of his stupor

"Peter! oh my god, are you okay?" He pulled me into a hug and I winced as my back cracked

"Dad! I'm fine, just a bit sore" slowly I backed out of the hug only to be pulled into another one by Nat

"I'm sorry for subjecting you to two days alone in an enclosed space with that birdbrain" I chuckled saying it was horrible and that I eventually knocked him out cause he wouldn't shut up. Which was true, I did do that. Aunt Nat pulled away and kept me at arms length staring rather intensely into my eyes

"Never. Prank. Me. Again. Ok?" She brought out the famous death glare and I gulped, nodding my head. She smiled and said "good" before taking her place on the couch again. I turned to go sleep, Clint not far behind, but was stopped by my fathers voice

"Katniss, Spiderboy? you're banned from the vents" he said. I pouted because of the nickname, being banned from the vents didn't bother me too much. Clint on the other hand ran over, landing on his knees and began to beg

"Tony please. Be reasonable"

The end!

Haiiii, the author again..
thx so much for reading this book it means alot. If u have any suggestions or requests plz let me know as I would love to hear your ideas 😊👋