Life As The Youngest Avenger

I've misplaced the Spider-Child

BackStory: Peter is two years old and Tony and Peppers biological son. The team have been called on a mission but Thor refuses to go so is left to look after Peter...

Loki's POV

Life was fine, it was peaceful and I had everythiing I had ever wanted, almost. I technically wasn't king of Aasgard but my insolate brother had managed to convince me that none of that mattered, I sort of believed him.

Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep

"What is that sound? Crudeth!" I screamed my servants name and he rushed in, cheeks flushed as I glared at him

"Its your, mobile device? Sir" I mentally envisioned killing him, driving the knife through his flesh and watching as the life drained from his soulless eyes.
"Deep, breaths. In and out"  I repeated the same mantra over and over until the homicidal thought evaporated and I managed to answer the phone thingy

"Who calls me?" On the other side of the strange box I could hear my brothers fustrated yelling and sighed, thinking about how to explain how I  had done nothing. This time.

"BROTHER!? ARE YOU THERE?!" I removed the box from my ear a little not wanting to go deaf on be half of my own, annoying, blood.

"Yes, Thor, Im here" I could hear him thank Odin on the other side

"I NEED YOUR HELP, BROTHER. IMMEDIATELY!" A huge grin split across my face

"TH-THE SPIDER-CHILD. HE'S TOO FAST!"

"Spider-Child?" I honestly had no idea what he was yelling about

"YES, THE TONYSON" The Tonyson? Tony had a son? To curious for my own good I portaled to Midgaurd, only to be met with a sight that would give me leverage for years.
Thor was hanging feet first from the very high ceiling, stuck there with some kind of web. Stuck to him with the same webbing was a miniture, stuffed version, of me. I laughed, quickly turning hysterical.

"Lokwiiiii!" I heard a squeal and turned around on defence. What I didnt expect to see was the cutest thing I had ever encountered. A tiny Midgaurdian, which I suspected to be a child, was standing before me. His arms were outstretched towards me, hands opening and closing in a grasping motion as if trying to summon something. His hair was a brown curly mess atop his adorable rounded face. Big, full eyes stared at me, penetrating my soul and instantly turning me soft

"Up, up. Pwease?" The Midgaurdian child pleaded, sniffling a bit. Instantly I reached down and was suddenly holding the bundle of cuteness in my arms as he turned my hair around in his fingers, giggling and babbling to himself. Right then and there my heart melted into an ugly pile of mushy love

"BROTHER! HELP, ME!" In this moment I had never hated my brother more. How dare he distract me from this literall angel in my arms

"Fiiinnneee" I groaned not taking my eyes off of the child. I clicked my fingers and chuckled when I heard the thump of my brother faceplanting on the ground. Apparently the small Midgaurdian found it funny to as he giggled and clapped his adorably small hands. I almost cried.

"Thank you, Loki. That is Peter Tonyson. Or the Spider-Child" Thor, no longer yelling informed me.

"Hey, Peter. I'm Loki" I cooed and he stared at me, beaming

"Lokwi. HI" God this child was adorable. Suddenly in one motion, Peter had leapt out of my arms and was now crawling along the ceiling. Thor groaned loudly saying he would have preferred to kill robots than babysit. I was offended he said that, although I was shocked at Peter's new position

"Uhh, Brother? What is happening?" Thor smirked at my confusion

"I told you. Spider-Child" He did a gesturing move with his hands up at Peter who was now gurgling and about to fall. I caught him in my magic before he could.

Time Skip with Laughing Lenard /(^o^)\

I had entrusted Peter with Thor while I started on food. After Peter had spent almost a half hour running around in circles screaming "Food!".

"Uhhhh, brother? please don't kill me" I froze as Thor called out to me. I spun keeping the knife I was using in hand

"What. Did. You. Do?" I was obviously threatning him but he didn't seem to notice

"I seem to have mis-placed the Spider-Child" he looked around confused

"HOW DO YOU MISPLACE A CHILD!!" I yelled, only to burst into laughter when Thor turned around. Clinging onto my brothers cape was Peter, he seemed to almost be asleep, tucked up in the bunches of the fabric. Thor turned to me even more confused at my sudden mood swing. Peter woke at the sudden movement and began crying, my heart tugged at the sound, but I really needed to see how this went

"Loki? Do you hear that? He sounds so close" Thor was now looking up at the ceiling while I collapsed on the ground laughing.

After five minutes of continuos stupidity on Thors part and, now, laughing on Peters part. I finally decided to put my brother out of his misery, slowing and carefully prying the Spider-Child off of his back, Thor turned a bright shade of red.
Peter giggled as I played peekaboo and other various games with him, until finally, he fell asleep in my arms. It was at that moment his father decided to come home.

"THOR! What the hell happened in here!?" Tony Stark called from the living room as he advanced towards the kitchen. I was to wrapped up in the cuteness of Peter to remeber how the rest of the Avengers and I left things. Given, I did try and take over their world with an alien army. Oops.

"Tho-. Loki?! Thor why is your brother holding my son?" Thor looked at the furious Tony Stark sheepishly while the latter got ready to attack. At that moment Peter, being the hero that he is, woke up and immediatly solved the situation

"Daddy! This is mwy fwiend. Lokwi. He da best!" Peter struggled to get out the full sentence but after finishing reached for his dad. I instantly passed him over not wanting to start another war. Tony glared at me before looking at his son and sighing

"Well then, if Peter approves. I guess welcome to the team Loki" Tony then walked away saying nothing, leaving me very confused

"Wait, what?!"

The End!

Hi, don't really know what to say but I do one of these at the end of every chapter soooooo...Have a good day! -Author