We Already Commit Enough Arson, What's Another Felony?

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Key:
Remi - Beans Aunt 2*
Seraphina - Sera*
Arlo - Big Daddy
Blyke - Bruh
Isen - Hoe4Tea
Elaine - Beans Aunt 1
Cecile -
John -

* = group admin


Sunday November 18th, 12:01 AM

John Telling People to Shut

Sera: HAPPY BDAY JOHN

Sera sent an image: kiteysleepign.png

Sera: Beans would tell you happy bday too, but he's asleep :))

Big Daddy: Did you really stay up until midnight just to send that?

Bruh: It's his birthday?

Sera: No shit Arlo, it's what friends do

Sera: ofc you wouldn't know what friends do :) you don't have any

Big Daddy: ...

Hoe4Tea: SDFKSHFDL

John: Roasting Arlo was a better present than anything you could have gotten me tbh

Sera: Aww ofc, I try :)

Beans Aunt 2: Thank u Sera, goddess almighty for blessing us w pictures of Beans

Sera: I still dont have my ability guys -_-

Beans Aunt 2: U will always b our goddess

Bruh: wOw Remi, cheating on Elaine now??

Beans Aunt 2: nO

Beans Aunt 2: sera is eVerYoNeS gOddEsS

Sera: Anyways John

Sera: Wyd for ur bday?//

John: Well I'm legally old enough to sue people now

Sera: jOhN !!

Bruh: John is 18??????????????

John: ..

John: I repeated kindergarten.

Hoe4Tea: fking lyinggggg

John:

John: Betch u wanna fight ??

Sera: Isen how would yOu know if john repeated kindergarten or not??

Beans Aunt 2: I thought John was homeschooled???????

John: ALL U SHUT BEFORE I DECIDE TO THROW HANDS

John: I went to a nOrmal kindergarten but was homeschooled after I started getting bullied -_-

Sera: jOhn nO more tHroWinG hAndS

John: fine

John: Now that I am an Adult i have realized violence isnt the answer

Sera:

Hoe4Tea: YES

John: .. Its the question.

John: and the answer is yes.

Sera:

Hoe4Tea: nO

John: Who wants to die first?

Bruh: ok cripple

John: >:/

Big Daddy: No Killing

Big Daddy: Remember next weekend is Visitors Day

Big Daddy: If the parents hear some kid died here, they'll take their kid with them when they leave

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