Key:
Remi - Human Taser⚡*
Seraphina - Sera*
Arlo - Big Daddy
Blyke - Bromo
Isen - Simp
Elaine - Helth
John -
* = group admin
Monday, December 3rd, 7:48 AM
It was a chilly Monday morning. At least, according to Arlo's weather app it was.
Perfect time for some tea before school.
The cup of soothing liquid steamed enticingly. However, just as Arlo raised it to his lips, he heard the click of his front door opening.
"Who's there?" He demanded, whirling around. "Oh. Elaine."
Wellston's Healer was shivering, which made sense considering the fact she wasn't wearing anything to cover her legs besides her skirt. In her hands, she held a purple thermos.
"Morning, Arlo!" She exclaimed, face brightening.
"Elaine. Why are you in my apartment?"
"Well, I mean, you never lock your door..." Elaine giggled. "Also, I wanted to know if you wanted some apple cider! I just heated it up!" She held out the thermos, grinning.
Arlo raised an eyebrow. "I'd love to indulge, but unfortunately I've just made myself this cup of tea."
"Oh." Elaine pressed her lips together. For a moment, silence descended upon the room.
Then both their phones buzzed.
John Telling People to Shut
John: wHERE THE FKUC IS MY SHEO
Sera: sheo
Simp: fkuc
John: SHUT BEFORE I STEAL UR SHOES A SREPLACEMENTS
Bromo: Forget the shoes why is there a circle of kids doing a cult ritual in the schoolyard
Sera: wHat lmaoo
Bromo sent an image: creppycultey.png
Bromo: they're like. Chanting?
Helth: sjdfslfjkd what r they saying
Bromo: uh
Bromo: some shit about snow???/
Human Taser⚡: Oh its just a snow ritual😁❄️
Human Taser⚡: i asked what they were doing adn someone was like 'its december so we r asking the sky for snow'
Simp:
Simp: remi you realize half those kids are high right
Human Taser⚡: oh
Helth: sjdfhlskjfdlsjfk
Helth: bb ily but
Helth: hOw do u get involved w this🤣🤣
Human Taser⚡: idk i just wanted snow😢
10:37
Big Daddy: Once again I am regretting attending this school.
Simp: What now arlo
Big Daddy: Half the second years are snorting fun dip
Human Taser⚡: SDFJKSLFHD
John: stop them daddy!! We cant have this school plagued by drugs owo
Bromo: JKFDHLSJKFHLDK
Simp: JFDSLSKDJF
Sera: Once again John doesnt use the fatherhood emoji👀👀
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UnOrdinary But They All Lack Braincells
FanfictionWhat happens when the UnOrdinary characters get put into a group chat? Aka another crack chatfic that gradually turns into a somewhat fluffy AU. Pretty heavy on the crack but has some plot to it as well.
