Kevin
Me, Amelie and eimhear were all walking in down-town LA when we headed down into the entrance of the sewage system. ''smells like home'' Amelie said while licking her lips. She dropped to the ground and started sniffing the ground. ''WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'' eimhear said while picking the dried poo on her ass that she didn't wipe off. Amelie crawled away speedily. She looked like a snake slithering away. Eimhear then went into my shopping bags and pulled out a large 12 inch dildo and started sticking it up her ass. I saw from the corner of my eye her pull it out put it in the packaging and pretend she didn't use it a moment ago, 'HAHA!' i said you were the person who was sneaking into grayson's room and stealing his vast dildo/vibrator collection. Eimhear whimpered and started storming away. My inner animal instinct started to come through and i got on all 4s and galloped away. I caught eimhear at the water's edge drinking the sewage water and eating the wet lumps of poo. Me and eimhear both heard amelie hissing at something in the sewage tunnel. We walked in and we saw amelie and lil huddy moving in a circle and on all 4s trying to be intimidating towards each other. When they went in to attack each other they kept hitting each others hands and squealing intensely. Amelie then pulled a glock out of her ass with poo smeared over it and shot chase's chest. For some reason his skin just magically grew back. Amelie then pulled a lead from her ass and tied it around his neck. 'my new PET' she laughed villainously. Me and eimhear both looked at each other but i saw she had taken my dildo again so i gave her the death stare. We all then walked home amelie and lil huddy on all 4s and eimhear with a dildo in her ass. today was eventful
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la life
Horrorthis is for me and my friends lmaoo pls dont read it (or do if you want to) its literslly just made up stories of my friends that i think are funny
