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what it's like to date adrian - adrian pucey

warnings: mentions of smut

plot: none

background: what i think it'd be like to be adrian's gf

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well this will be interesting considering that we have almost nothing on him

i've decided that i will be making up adrian content - like what i think he'd do/what i think would happen

so i feel like he'd paint his nails black w theodore nott

he'd ALWAYS wear black button ups w the last few buttons open W SILVER CHAINS- enough said tbh

he would be so fkn weird as in like his sense of humor, personality, things he does etc

bc while he's very respectful, he's the definition of what "boys will be boys" should mean

he'd have petty fights w the slytherin guys

as a friend, he'd protect all his friends

as ur bf, he'd be kind and sweet, but needless to say, seggs would be rough

like all-inclusive, spit-in-your-mouth, chocking, bondage, spanking, handcuff seggs

8+ inches and a wide girth

he has a nice ass (SORRY AHAHAHA)

you'd always watch his quidditch matches bc yay we love a supportive gf

if he lost a game, he'd take his anger out on u as in - iykyk - rough seggs

why do i feel like adrian would have the same sense of humor around his close friends as the weasley twins do in general
(i mean like he and the weasley twins would seem like they have the same sense of humor, but adrian only shows his friends what he's like, while the twins show everyone)

dirty fucking jokes

cuddling: he'd spoon u, or hold u to his chest (like you'd sleep on his chest), or maybe even vice versa
i don't think he'd like facing away from u, so he wouldn't let u be big spoon, but he would let him u hold him

he'd love when u play w his hair

he would try to teach u quidditch if u couldn't play
but if u could and u we're on the quidditch team he'd support u

i think he'd only go for slytherins but who knows

if u we're on the slytherin team u guys would put forth a team effort to win and u usually would when ur together

if u were also a chaser, you'd prevent the quaffles from entering ur hoops together

as someone who's most likely to be a beater, i'd say w team efforts a beater would prevent the blushers from hurting him, and throwing them to the opponent so the opponent would get hurt

if u were seeker, u guys would have code words so that he can help u look for the snitch and u can help him watch out for the quaffles and bludger

if ur not on the slytherin team, he'd always try to help his team win first, but he wouldn't like hurt u unless he had to, to win (not that he would hurt u - just throw a quaffle back)

u guys would wish each other luck, but like you'd hope for ur OWN victory

he'd congratulate u if u won but be disappointed he didn't

u guys probs wouldn't get too angry at each other, but if u did, seggs would solve it

i saw a tiktok video that said he would slap draco's ass when they'd see each other in the halls in someone's dr and i thought that would fit w him so perfectly lmao

he'd let u do his hair and paint his nails
if u have him a scrunchie he'd wear it w pleasure and show it off in a humorous, entitled way

i love adrian sm this would be such a good relationship

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another filler but whatever
i love adrian and live for adrian content tbh

requests are open so feel free to lmk if there's smth you'd like to see

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