A/N: this one is gonna be a bit different. This one is gonna be conversations you have with the side based on actual conversations I've had. Also, the pic above is mine.
Warning: LOTS of swearing
Roman:
Y/N- *sends photo of roman's contact in you phone with a cursed photo of him as the contact photo*
R- oh Rick yes
R- fuck*
Y/N- lmao
R- god I'm so sexy
Y/N- sure
R- LMAOO
R- bogus
Virgil:
V- *sends TikTok of someone making shrek as handsome squidward*
Y/N- that's hot
V- I think you and handsome squidward shrek would make a great couple
Y/N- thanks. I'll make my move then
Patton:
P- how many children do you think I can buy?
Y/N- all of them
Logan:
L- I need a rubber to fix my mistakes
Y/N- ...
L- it's funny because "a rubber" could be perceived as an eraser or a condom
Y/N- are you okay?
L- never
Janus:
J- Remus just literally hit himself and went ow??? The fuck
J- like literally went ow... and laughed
Y/N- wtf?
J- do I look like I know?
Remus:
R- is stabbing someone immoral
Y/N- ummm...
R- so???
R- I promise I didn't do anything
Y/N- Stabbing is only justified when done in the name of out lord and savior Kermit
Remy: all said to each other in a loving manor
Y/N- *sends tiktok*
R- no
Y/N- I had to suffer through it, so do you
R- nope:)
Y/N- did you watch it?
R- No never
Y/N- lame
R- nah that's you
Y/N- I know I'm lame. At least I'm not in denial of it like you
R- at least I don't go to bed at 9pm
Y/N- there's a difference between going to bed and sleeping
Y/N- wack ass hoe
R- think of it this way I can still have my phone
Y/N- go fuck yourself
R- no you go royally fuck yourself
Y/N- nah
R- whore
R- "Raging Thundercunt"
Y/N- ur a piece of fuck
Emile:
E- don't forget to drink water!
Y/N- so, funny story
E- what did you do?
Y/N- we're out of water
E- tap water?
Y/N- gross
E- faucet water running water? Ring any bells
E- okay well what do you have to drink that's not coffee
Y/N- soda
E- 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Y/N- I can't stand tap/faucet water
Y/N- we might have Canada Dry?
E- that would work ig
Y/N- *pic with Canada dry* this is the best u getting
E- fine. I'll settle for that
Y/N- sowwy. I'd drink water if we had any. I only drink the carbonated flavored waters
E- all good just take care of yourself
Y/N- will do
E- did you eat lunch
Y/N- ...
E- istg
Y/N- 😁
E- DID YOU EAT
Y/N- no comment
E- 😑😑😑😑
A/N:
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