Roman: (Kristoff is Roman)
Kristoff: Gayyyyyy
Y/N: FANFICTION
Kristoff: Maybe
Y/N: Peppers?👀🌶🌶🌶
Kristoff: Nope!
Y/N: Really? Who is it?
Kristoff: Bucky Barnes
Y/N: Send me the title!
Kristoff: *sends screenshot of story* 🖕
Y/N: *sends screenshot of Roman reading fanfic from behind him*
Kristoff: 🖕
Y/N: 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Y/N: you love me
Kristoff: Debatable
Y/N: Bitch
Kristoff: Yeah
Y/N: God I love you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Kristoff: Sure
Y/N: BITCH don't start
Kristoff: I started 28 years ago, bitch
Virgil: (Emo Simp is Virgil) ⚠️*Danganronpa 2 Spoilers*
Emo simp: I have a very important question for you:
Do you ship Hajime x Nagito?
Y/N: Absolutely not. Why would I ship my baby with the stupid reserve course student🤮
Emo simp: Because your baby loves the stupid reserve course student
Emo simp: Well, Loved
Emo Simp: He's dead
Y/N: I hate you. And no. My baby loved him until we found out he's a stupid reserve course student
Y/N: Mr. Reserve Course can choke on a dick (Not Nagito's though)
Emo simp: Hot damn
Y/N: yee
Emo simp: Thanks for answering XD
Y/N: Hajime SUCKS
Emo simp: Indeed
Patton:
Patton & V: Hey. Did you get home okay last night?
Y/N: Yes, sorry
Patton & V: Okay good, lol. Did (dogs name) poop?
Y/N: No she didn't!
Patton & V: Such a good girl!
Y/N: Yes she is!
Patton & V: Duh
Logan: (in a group chat with your friend)
Friend: Your entire existence makes me uncomfortable it's like living with Voldemort
Y/N: Good
Friend: You remind me of a gremlin fed after midnight
Logan: That's actually a compliment for them. Also, a gremlin only exists when it's fed after midnight. It's originally a Mogwai
Friend: Well the Mogwai is better 🙄
Y/N: they're fucking adorable
Friend: Too bad it's always after midnight for you
Y/N: hell yeah it is
Friend: 🙄🙄🙄
Logan: stop encouraging (friends name), Y/N
Janus: (dangernoodle is Janus)
Dangernoodle: BISH what are you doing?
Booplesnoot: eating icecream and watching lucifer
Dangernoodle: Damn. Can morningstar wait? I'd like to have a decent phone call with my love.
Like come on, I know your bi bi bi but boyfriend before fictional menz.
Booplesnoot: Morningstar cannot wait. Sowwy.
Remus: (Trashman is Remus)
Trashman: Yo. Who sang the songs believer and radioactive?
Y/N: NO.
Trashman: It's just an honest question my guy
Y/N: IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FOREHEAD
Trashman: You stole my joke.....
Remy: (Starbies #1 fan is Remy)
Y/N: I forgot to take my meds this morning and now I'm in english class. Im gonna dieeeeee
Starbies #1 Fan: Nooooo dont die hiw am I supposed to get my goth elf hugs
Y/N: Gay potion hugs are the only way to save me!
Starbies #1 Fan: THEN GET YOUR GOTHIC ELF ASS OVER HERE TO GET GAY HEALING POTION HUGS
Y/N: NO! GET YOUR GAY POTION ASS OVER HERE AND SAVE ME
Starbies #1 Fan: I WANT TO
Emile:
Y/N: i hate this
Emile: Me toothpaste
Emile: Too*
Emile: wtf
Emile: LMAO TOOTHPASTE
A/N;
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Peace out witches, warlocks, and nonbinary wizards!
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Sanders Sides Preferences/Imagines
RomanceI've been reading these and now I feel inspired to make one. I'll also do an X reader oneshot if requested, or preference requests. Warning: there WILL be swearing I can do: Roman Virgil Patton Logan Deciet/Janus Remus Remy Picani cover is not mine...
