The A-Z Of Sex (Complete)

Dress Code Is Black Tie And Cocktail Dress

"Camilla" The redhead says my name as though it's leaving the most bitter taste in her mouth and she has no option but to screw her face up at the taste

"It's Camila" I inform her and she wafts her hand at me as though she's wafting away a fly

"It doesn't matter, you won't be around long enough for me to need to remember your name" She smiles her whiter than white smile and I feel Aaliyah tense up next to me

"So I s there something that I can help you with?"

"Shawn"

Uh oh! Now I know we really have Aaliyah's attention and this could be about to get messy... and loud

"What about Shawn?" She demands to know but the red head doesn't even flinch in her direction, her clear blue eyes are fixed solely on me

"We're having a VIP dinner, a fundraiser for the gym, Shawn must be there and I can only assume you will be his plus one"

I don't look to Aaliyah but I can almost hear her frowning

"I just wanted to give you a heads up before you embarrass yourself, Shawn and my husbands business"

I feel my insides clench at her words, wondering how I always seem to be an embarrassment to people, first to my boyfriend and now even to my fake boyfriend.

I'm a nice girl, I'm friendly, personable, yes I'm short but I always thought I was pretty cute, but this last week has me feeling like a troll and sitting in front of a supermodel wannabe is making me want to run away and hide somewhere dark where no one ever has to see my hideousness again

"Dress code is black tie and cocktail dress"

"Where is this event being held, the 1950s?!" Asks Aaliyah and I snort out a laugh and then regret the gesture as the tall woman again screws her face up as she looks down at me and I suddenly feel like a toddler being reprimanded by an adult

"A nice dress Camilla, hair done, makeup done, we're talking sophisticated not teenage school girl"

I nod, wondering how old she thinks I actually am

"You will be representing my husbands business, humiliate us and your life won't be worth living. Got it?"

I nod again and she spins on her heels and then turns back to face me "Bare in mind everything Shawn knows I'm the one that taught him" and then she sways her hips dramatically as she disappears out the door

"Who and what the fuck was that?!"

"Shawns bosses wife"

And she's talking to you like that and about that stuff because...?"

"Well..." Aaliyah begins tapping her fork against the table impatiently "It's a funny story"

"Good, you know how much I like a good comedy"

"I was at the gym, trying to find Shawn, trying to convince him to teach me when all of a sudden he came over and uh... kissed me"

"Shut the eff up! He did not" I just nod "No lesson involved he just kissed you out of nowhere?" I nod again "Because?"

"Because of her. Apparently, I can only assume they were hooking up and Shawn changed his mind and now she won't take no for an answer so I'm his fake girlfriend in exchange for him giving me 'lessons'"

Aaliyah's eyes are wide as she blinks a few times in disbelief "this is in-fuckin-sane. You are pretending to be Shawns girlfriend and he is giving you sex lessons in exchange?"

"Well it's not been your normal sort of week Liyah, has it?"

"I actually don't know what to say"

"Well that's a first"

"And you did it to me, you rendered me speechless. You and that whore brother of mine. Who actually sleeps with their bosses wife? Apart from dickhead men in cheesy B rate movies, who actually does that?"

"Your brother?"

"I'm speaking to mom and dad, it can't be too late to have him adopted surely"

"Well he's 22 so, you know your chance to get rid of him might be gone"

"Well if he's into fuckin grannies like that red bitch I'm sure she would be more than happy to adopt him"

"Liyah!"

"With any luck she'll fuck him to death. Check please!" She yells at the server whilst waving a hand mimicking the red head that just left.

"Are you coming to my dorm room? I have so much studying to do"

"Actually no. I'm going to Jordan's dorm room" she quickly lifts and drops her T-shirt revealing sexy red underwear and I feel my insides tense again in regret that I never wore sexy underwear for Tyler, no wonder he ditched me the way he did I was a total fail of a girlfriend.

Just as I'm really settling in for a pity party my phone buzzes on the table and I see a message from Shawn

S 📚- I'll be at your dorm in an hour, dress up, not too much, think cute but kinky. Time for lesson 2 my little Teddy Bear 🧸

My heart begins to pound as I hold my phone against my chest

"Who was it?" Why do you look like you're going to pass out?"

I hold my phone out to her and she takes a second to read it before laughing loudly and stamping her feet "Oh Mila, Mila, Mila, it looks like I'm not the only one getting laid tonight"

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